dont call my name, ale

yesterday’s price is not today’s price

[dont call my name, ale @inmanysuchcases]

the greatest basketball player of all time right here

[BigBarrelGeorge @PapawWashington]

“Vanderbilt is the most prestigious and respected academic institution in the entire sec”

The most famous player their university has ever produced:

[veth🟨 @vethraa]

they really played the kylian dictator song infront of him and tchouameni is sat there just laughing too😭😭😭

[ケビン (民意） @KsLeep9391]

Alexis joining the discourse:

[۟ @Bxshhyy]

Celebrated City guaranteed relegation to then realise we’re now in a title race with Brighton Munich

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

2013 is about love. Dont kiss people 'ironically' this year. Look at them in the eyes and say "This is real" then press your lips into them.

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

.@realDonaldTrump Any day is a great day for pho soup. I love Asians!

[nick 👾 @torcheeks]

amanda seyfried wine drunk arguing with billy evans about charlie kirk while nathan fielder sits quietly and observes you couldnt script this

[bini @mungiecity]

…

[☆ @LyricalDoctor6]

How it feels going back to work after lunch break

[p ! @thrdmurder]

Is it over? 😍

[Marlins_Man @marlins_man]

So i had no idea who this couple were and they were so nice and friendly to everyone. I told them i know sports, not music nor movies. They recently got married in june in italy i think. I wish them 50 years or more of happiness.

[nyah @sweetenyah]

every time I pay my credit card bill I’m like who tf is using my shit…it’s just me

[DA 🐝 @cmoiyaniss]

Mon pote me raconte une histoire qui lui ai arrivé mais il sait pas parler

[bre★ STREAM POPSTAR @jithongchy]

when this hits the clubs y'all better be popping pussy SEVERELYYYYY

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

“A trio in Rio!”

[Averi @RealAveri]

CRANK IT

[Fitzy Mo Peña @FitzyMoPena]

RANK THE UNIVERSITY OF MASSACHUSETTS