Jessica

I'm not your Mama.

[Jessica @inmydefense]

I'm just here to see fight updates. don't get used to it...

[Jessica @inmydefense]

@Rvtsec I just miss you in general 💕😚

[Jessica @inmydefense]

@Rvtsec it's prob my kid. help me Rhonda. https://t.co/oG8vVxu5B6

[Sarah Cravotta @Rvtsec]

There is a screaming inconsolable baby next door and I can hear it through the walls. #birthcontrol #ijustwannasleep

[Jessica @inmydefense]

Mom life, time to get stuff done.

[Jessica @inmydefense]

I need everyone to cross fingers and toes as I wait to hear if I got accepted to my first choice college.

[Jessica @inmydefense]

My life is too boring for Twitter. I'm about to eat some dinosaur shaped chicken nugs. Thought you should know? #amIDoingItRight

[Jessica @inmydefense]

Twitter's prodigal daughter has returned. Bringing you nearly constant nonsense in 140 characters or less. Wear your party hats 🎉

[Jessica @inmydefense]

Due December 12!

[Jessica @inmydefense]

"Be joyful, though you have considered all the facts."

[Jessica @inmydefense]

I love my husband because, even when he's sick, he wakes up early to take the dogs out so that I can sleep a few mins later.

[Jessica @inmydefense]

I love my husband because he wakes up in the middle of the night with me to identify weird noises... Ps. Owls sound scary irl.

[Jessica @inmydefense]

I love my husband because he always wants to take a "Sunday after church" nap with me.

[Jessica @inmydefense]

I love my husband because he sneaks into the kitchen with me to eat cookies at 11:30 pm.

[Jessica @inmydefense]

You call me out upon the water, the great unknown, where feet may fail.

[Jessica @inmydefense]

actually I'm too tired to live tweet. asking too much of myself. see ya'll in another year, as usual.

[Jessica @inmydefense]

1. Your kid is not cute. Especially when she is running around the office, screaming and knocking things over.

[Jessica @inmydefense]

I'm live tweeting my day and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

[Jessica @inmydefense]

POTATO CHIPS

[Jessica @inmydefense]

This Easter I am thankful for blueberries

[Jessica @inmydefense]

"No dull moments or dull men tolerated."