Ariel Canqui Bellott

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One thing that really annoys me is everything. http://t.co/7eh8SryI

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If I could make puppies and kittens magically appear, people would call me "The Wizard of Awwws". http://t.co/zJvChwk9

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http://t.co/Sz0tvh6b Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you. Me: TEDDYBEARS Cop: Aww.

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http://t.co/HKGCXbG1 Me: What do gay horses eat? Mom: Oh! I've heard this one, it's Haaaaaaay!" Me: Wrong. Penises.

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http://t.co/VqZQtTg1 Whenever I see a couple with a significant height difference, I always picture them doing it.

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http://t.co/uwR9L0U9 Thinking of getting my hair did and maybe also work on my grammar.

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http://t.co/HKGCXbG1 I've been drinking and trying to think of a great tweet for a few hours now and here it is: FARTS

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Hola como estan todos espero que bien

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@JimCarrey u are the best in the world

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if i see you in my dreams