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Slowly turning into the old man that yells at kids to get off his lawn from the porch.

[skrapkcin @innanickoftime]

I'm on my lunch break, don't nobody bother me

[skrapkcin @innanickoftime]

Oh my god I just found out that Terk from Tarzan is a girl!! My gast be flabbered 😂😂

[skrapkcin @innanickoftime]

Give the people what they want dammit!! We want a Hashirama/Tobirama prequel series!!

[skrapkcin @innanickoftime]

She da 4th wheel 🤣🤣 love you PokéBeccs! @beccawhee

[skrapkcin @innanickoftime]

🤣🤣 When the twin's S/O was just a gf, she was the third wheel with us. When she was his fiancee, she was still the third wheel. At her wedding, she thought she was the one but she was still just a third wheel. Now that I'm finna be an uncle, she ain't the third wheel

[skrapkcin @innanickoftime]

Alright whatch'all think was better, Gear 5 Luffy vs Kaido or Pain vs Naruto

[skrapkcin @innanickoftime]

Man I'm so blessed with the friend group n social circle I got. I'll never take that for granted 🙏

[skrapkcin @innanickoftime]

If a friend asks you to confirm you made it home safely after a night out or whatever, then let em know you got there!! It's not always just polite platitudes, I really care about my folks 🫶😤

[skrapkcin @innanickoftime]

If you are a tradesmen coming to do work at our house, best believe I'm offering you a beer or four when you come for a work order 😂😂

[skrapkcin @innanickoftime]

I hope Trace knows that I'll never miss a ball game 🥺 I may have to work late a lot (like today) and sometimes I may miss the first part of a game, but by God im gonna be there!

[skrapkcin @innanickoftime]

Lmao I always forget about all the drafts I got racked up. Probably got the same amount of drafts as I do actual tweets. They crack me up but most are reckless af 😂😂 I'm just a lurker here but I stg this app is clown world sometimes 🤡😮‍💨

[skrapkcin @innanickoftime]

These dudes be too open with their disrespect these days smh https://t.co/c6vOA7XZaz

[Matt Maeson @MattMaeson]

whenever I’m feeling down about myself I remember that there’s a bro somewhere still dabbing after making a beer pong shot

[skrapkcin @innanickoftime]

After a recent corporate buyout @ the 9-5, new incoming leadership propagated a company-wide campaign for "enhancing work culture" and improving safety.

Today's "5min Safety Talk" topic was standard op procedures for FUCKING ACTIVE SHOOTERS yo like

[skrapkcin @innanickoftime]

@sarahendipity4 This gives me Sith vibes 🤘

[skrapkcin @innanickoftime]

First one could be a typo, I'll give that the benefit of the doubt. The second one I can even tolerate too... But three?? I'ma need to see that diploma sir, you can have it back when you know how to use where/were correctly in a sentence

[skrapkcin @innanickoftime]

I feel my brain getting smoother every time I open up a corporate email and it has more than 3 grammatical errors or misspellings.

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Me: have you thought about what you wanna be when you grow up?

Trace: umm.. I wanna be just a normal grown up when I grow up

🥹🥹 Perfect, son.

[skrapkcin @innanickoftime]

A dear friend, and my only hunting buddy, reached out to say "I'm out this season, all my spots are yours this year" 🥺 is this what heartbreak feels like cuz I'm crushed 😭

[skrapkcin @innanickoftime]

Trace had a good chuckle about all the dirty dishes I gotta do when I get off this evening 🤣 put me in a good mood tho cuz I know his lil chimney sweeping ass got it coming in a year or two