Martin

Liker å overdrive

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

my friends: hey man, come smoke drugs and listen to early 2000’s pop rock sensation The Fray with us

me: i can’t, i need to study for med school

[later]

exam: how do you save a life?

me: are you kidding me

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

OFFICIAL. Cristiano Ronaldo joins Manchester United, official statement from club announces. He’s BACK. 🔴🇵🇹 #MUFC #Ronaldo

[Jack Kenmare @jackkenmare_]

The best video of the weekend by far https://t.co/nPW1a5G95K

[Martin @Innbilsk]

@tantestian Et skrrlet blird plutserlig død

[DBU - En Del Af Noget Større @DBUfodbold]

Christian Eriksen er vågen, og hans tilstand er fortsat stabil. Han forbliver indlagt på Rigshospitalet til yderligere undersøgelser.

Kampen mod Finland spilles færdig i aften. Dette sker efter at spillerne har fået bekræftet, at Christian er okay. Kampen genoptages kl. 20.30.

[DBU - En Del Af Noget Større @DBUfodbold]

Christian Eriksen er vågen og er til yderligere undersøgelser på Rigshospitalet.

Kampen er midlertidigt udsat. Ny melding kommer kl. 19.45.

[Leeds United @LUFC]

FULL TIME: #LUFC hold Super League side Merseyside Reds to a 1-1 draw after late Llorente equaliser

[Jan Aage Fjørtoft 🇳🇴 @JanAageFjortoft]

Updated Premier League Table

1. Leicester
2. West Ham
3. Everton
4. Leeds United
5. Aston Villa
6. Wolves

[Therese 🇳🇴 @ThereseUTD]

Woke up this morning feeling ashamed and embarrassed to be a Manchester United fan.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

hi guys, just logging on to say i love to work in my job at amazon warehouse. my name is nape. i am 29.75 years existing. moving boxes is my favorite human pastime. i urinate frequently and always in the small white being known as toirlet. please do not give me the human rights!

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Wtf is a check? A little note card you pass someone saying "tell my bank I said you can have this" lowest tech shit I've ever seen

[Håvard Sande 🕇 @haavsand99]

Oversikt over hvor mange som har dødd for at vi skal kose oss med fotball-VM i Qatar 2022:
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[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Nice tweet Sen. Cruz! Quick question: do you also believe the Geneva Convention was about the views of the citizens of Geneva?

Asking for everyone who believes US Senators should be competent and not undermine our elections to incite insurrection against the United States

[MR @MarcusRashford]

To one of the greatest. It was a dream come true to play alongside you. Congrats on the most unbelievable career. The 🐐 Happy Retirement @WayneRooney ♥️

[Marine Football Club @MarineAFC]

25' - Gedson strikes from the edge of the box and almost hits me in the face. 0-1. #COYM

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐬𝐬.

🗓️ #OnThisDay in 2018, Ole took charge as caretaker manager!

#MUFC

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

Diego Maradona has passed away at the age of 60.

RIP to one of the all-time greats.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Shoot your shot. https://t.co/XdZz4dh82T