Bocca della Verita

Writing here what I'm too polite to say on my real Twitter account. I say what you're thinking and re-tweet the most offensive(ly funny) stuff I find!

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Everyone knows that Sarah Palin is going to endorse Herman Cain. After all, she's got a thing for black men.

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Can crazy women just not afford bras? All the women screaming at nothing on the street seem to have boobs hanging down to their ankles.

[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

Mitt Romney, doesn't have a heart. Rick Perry, no brain. Chris Christie, no courage. And Michele Bachmann will get your little dog, too.

[☠ Ana Kristina™��� @VajanaGoesRawrr]

Dicks might rule the country but Pussy rules the world!

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Why is it never the celebrities who you want to see naked who have "wardrobe malfunctions?" Nancy Grace? Ewww!

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Do these candidates masturbate to pictures of Ronald Reagan in 1980?

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If the "brass ring of liberty" is in Michele Bachmann's left nipple, I'll definitely reach for it. Otherwise, not so much.

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Nice try, #LyinKing. Mitt Romney is tearing you apart tonight.

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Oh, #LyinKing. There you go making up things that Mitt Romney said. People find that kind of offensive.

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I have it on good sources that @Satan_I_666 wrote "Shiny Happy People." Though I must protect my informant.

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.@Satan_I_666 Tell the truth. You wrote "Shiny Happy People!" It would explain so much.

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Can't be bothered to care about this story unless Michael Stipe announced a DVD delivery service with a dumb name.

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Don't know why the Religious Right is so pro-Israel. Their beloved Rapture isn't supposed to happen until it's almost wiped off the map.

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.@too_racy_for_FB You're welcome. I've been known to waste entire work days on there.

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In my mind, R.E.M. broke up the first time I heard "Shiny Happy People." Or that's when Michael Stipe started channeling @Satan_I_666.

[☠ Ana Kristina™☠ @VajanaGoesRawrr]

Putting my phone on vibrate before I get it taken away lol. It will be between my legs so if I don't answer your calls/texts, KEEP TRYIN! ;)

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Fuck has a Wikipedia entry. I think that makes it perfectly academic to use in any marketing piece I write. http://t.co/MsV7Io9Q

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Yes! I'm influential about freaks! @innermosttweets is influential about: freaks, justin bieber, and gym http://t.co/A00BT6QW

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.@OFFENSIVEfuck Where were you two weeks ago to save me from a suspension?