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Fair to middling professionally, disastrous personally. Even my cat left me. Now crazy cat-lady sans cat.

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I’m on bluesky now for anyone else making the switch hit me up.

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Surely this is the absolute best thing about international travel.

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@CJBeardedBrit Happiest of birthdays to you.

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1/2 way around my morning walk and my left bra strap has pinged off. I now need to finish my walk very lopsided.

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Good for you France.

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Very nice modelo, margaritas and home made chilli, pico de gallo, guacamole and sour cream. I do sometime surprise myself.

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Planned a lovely wander in the sunshine today with a book, couple of pints and nice solo dinner. Just realised that the cup final is on at Hampden. Ffs.

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Hinge: we think X is your most compatible match.
Link to the most incompatible man ever.

What the fuck are they basing these on?!?

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@matthewmoloney Thank you Matthew.

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Birthday lunch with the family? Yes please.

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@tinathewife Thank you Tina x

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@heartshapedoll You’re worth the wait. Unlike the bad boyfriends.

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@DavidCampbell_5 It’s now the exact same colour as NOW bizarrely and not infamous Disney blue 🤔🤔

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@its_me_lucyp I believe (and I would very much want) genuine gynaecologists to be able to spell gentleman correctly.

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@girl_tinder @sexandtheswiss Yeah I don’t understand. Casual relationships don’t give cart Blanche to treat people casually. Respect for time etc doesn’t mean commitment. And even more so what’s it to them to let a stranger know they can no longer meet with a timely notice. You don’t even need to give detail

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@harleybangbang White or green I think.

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@imnotbitterbut Yeah their Sunday roast is good.

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@Grant_Colgate Cured meat - fine. Cheese - fine. Fruit unless mouldy - fine.

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OK who thinks they did Face Off