presley

engineer. okstate alum. she/her

[presley @innerpres]

@mariisa_v i love having our domestic disputes on twitter

[presley @innerpres]

@mariisa_v WELL ma’am I left it outside while it rained last night and I wanted it to dry off in the cool house and not the hot humid garage because that’s bad for batteries if you’re WONDERING

[emgracedawg @emgracedawg]

i wasn’t born for a 9-5 i was born to eat snacks and be beautiful

[presley @innerpres]

@mariisa_v sorry bestie i just couldn’t help but notice they were 8 inches longer than your legs and dragging the ground like this

[presley @innerpres]

i’m a princess don’t talk to me

[presley @innerpres]

I was out of town this week & Marisa picked me up from the airport with my car washed, interior detailed, full tank of gas, and snacks waiting for me in the seat 😭

[presley @innerpres]

@mariisa_v aaaaand i already see this turning into me buying a trailer and hauling them around the state for you

[presley @innerpres]

@mariisa_v are sage and kodie on there

[presley @innerpres]

@Limon_Juan LMAOOO scott is mr. krabs

[risavela 🦋 @mariisa_v]

me realizing my gf tricked me into a full weekend at home without doing one million things and seeing one million people and realizing I enjoyed it which goes entirely against me personality type

[presley @innerpres]

@mariisa_v and it was the perfect weekend!!!!!!!

[risavela 🦋 @mariisa_v]

I’m so ready to be stuck in a cabin with my Colorado besties this weekend 🗻

[Jenni @hashjenni]

notice how we say “girl” when excited and “man” when disappointed

[presley @innerpres]

my girlfriend acting like i just hand built a NASA spaceship in the garage after all i did was unhook her car battery to clear an error code

[presley @innerpres]

@mariisa_v me 🤝 putting things where they don’t belong

[presley @innerpres]

physically cannot drive to work without a little oat milk latte in my hand

[i like food @messedupfoods]

hotdog nigiri