in dee ya

stuck inside the pinball machine at 314 Evergreen Terrace

[in dee ya @innersicker]

the thing about these dating apps is that only a select few of the horniest of horniest men will be chill with the fact that i live with my parents. give me 5 min i can explain myself and it's actually a cool story that makes me look sexy sit down

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worst first date ideas ive gotten from real men in kentucky:
- "Let's get drunk on tequila in the Walmart parking lot and make out."
- "Let's get coffee at this Starbucks that's inside a Target."
- "I only drink McDonald's iced coffee, so let's meet at the McDonald's by my apt

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ex kept the bidet in the break up .. do i buy one to use just for the next three months in the states and then take it with me overseas? mmm yes they have same plumbing in scotland, no? k thank you all so much

[in dee ya @innersicker]

i and all of my crushes are single!! i am released from the chains!!

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coworker febreezes the work bathroom because he hit his dab pen, i febreeze the work bathroom bc i take huge mudpie. we are not the same

[in dee ya @innersicker]

best overheard from customers yesterday:
- "Only a redhead could get away with that!"
-"Which of your nieces wears a size 6?"
"She's the thick one."
- "We're not 'other customers'"

[in dee ya @innersicker]

Jane Lynch isn't doing too good of a job keeping her city safe

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game of thrones a bit too boring for this puppy so i stopped watching too and i have no idea what's going on ithink. dragons in the city

[in dee ya @innersicker]

i miss the walk to fleetwood and i lost all of my pictures from junior and senior year of college. my principles are so painful. all i know is that im so sexy and one day ill be walking by the place you stayed.

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all i wanna do is go back to new york and my friends will take care of the rest

[in dee ya @innersicker]

he loves game of thrones

[in dee ya @innersicker]

unfortunately i do believe that if i get an iphone again, i will be cool again

[in dee ya @innersicker]

im just tipsy enough that i love living in kentucky and i love my apartment and im watching old craig ferguson too i thought i would add that

[in dee ya @innersicker]

ok but i want to play dolls the rest of my adult life

[Simney @SimneySpears]

it's just so incredibly ironic the sims became the exact thing it was mocking. Sims 1 was literally satire on american consumerism.

[in dee ya @innersicker]

gimme half a beer and i'll show you how to spend $150

[in dee ya @innersicker]

Just bang already!!

[in dee ya @innersicker]

im so pretty and im making dinner and wally is also so cute and good his birthday is in a month

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Yoda fucking Crazy looking

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liam neeson does the gen z stare in the phantom menace and i swear ive never felt closer to anyone

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sometimes iwant to throw. a star wars birthday party but then I remember that's not niche :/