the thing about these dating apps is that only a select few of the horniest of horniest men will be chill with the fact that i live with my parents. give me 5 min i can explain myself and it's actually a cool story that makes me look sexy sit down
worst first date ideas ive gotten from real men in kentucky:
- "Let's get drunk on tequila in the Walmart parking lot and make out."
- "Let's get coffee at this Starbucks that's inside a Target."
- "I only drink McDonald's iced coffee, so let's meet at the McDonald's by my apt
ex kept the bidet in the break up .. do i buy one to use just for the next three months in the states and then take it with me overseas? mmm yes they have same plumbing in scotland, no? k thank you all so much
best overheard from customers yesterday:
- "Only a redhead could get away with that!"
-"Which of your nieces wears a size 6?"
"She's the thick one."
- "We're not 'other customers'"
i miss the walk to fleetwood and i lost all of my pictures from junior and senior year of college. my principles are so painful. all i know is that im so sexy and one day ill be walking by the place you stayed.