I hate to be the angsty teen role on the family holiday but I have cracked and put an earphone in because I’ve never met a more vexing group of adults in my life
The male romantic lead in the book I’m reading smells like almonds and sandalwood, which happens to be the same scent as my perfume, so in my head it’s canon that this dude from 1500s France is wearing Victoria’s Secret Velvet Petals
Something about flx doing this to random men but the one man who doesn’t send him a dick pic - chn - happens to be the hottest and the one flx wanted to see the dick of the most
Oh, and he’s actually Flx’s dad
Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.