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Get richer.....or die tryng

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Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore...😉😉

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I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

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When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.😂😂😂

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A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.👌👌👌

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Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.😜😜😜

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I never let my best friend do stupid things … alone.😜😜😜

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Don’t do it in the Garden, they say love is blind but ur neighbor ain’t. :)..😜😉😉

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Don’t waste your time looking back on what you have lost. Move on, life is not meant to be traveled backwards.

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Im a punishment of god if u had not commited great sins lord would npt have put a punishment lyk me upon u...👌👌👌

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Don’t do it in the Garden, they say love is blind but ur neighbor ain’t. :)

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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.,,..😉😉😉

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I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day. :)...😏😏

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We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up …….. after I finish laughing :)

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A girl jogging in the park helps atleast 5 boys to be fit and in shape....😊😊

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Sometimes I wish I had never met you, so when I lay in bed at night I would not have anything to be sad about.

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That’s so sweet when couples act like bestfriends and bestfriends act like couples....😊😊

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Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them.....😏😏

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The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited” :)

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I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. :)

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My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz...