Ritz Cracker

𝕎𝕖 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕒𝕕 𝕓𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕤

[Ritz Cracker @innocenttdevil]

The New York Mets will win a World Series in his term - mark my words 🧡💙

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Zohran Mamdani, a 34-year-old state lawmaker from Queens, will be the 111th mayor of New York. He will be the first Muslim to ever lead the city, as well as its first South Asian mayor and the youngest mayor in more than a century.
https://t.co/7tewUOBm0A

[NFL @NFL]

BANKS CALLS GAME!!!

[Ritz Cracker @innocenttdevil]

@hndrxx_34 I know for a fact that ain’t a charger bolt on my hall of fame NY QB Eli Manning

[SouthSide Behavior @SSBehavior]

“How does it feel to celebrate with everyone?”

“I AM JAPANEESSSEEE!!!”

[Ritz Cracker @innocenttdevil]

@SamThomson36426 Just sent you a DM!

[Ritz Cracker @innocenttdevil]

The New York Mets will win a World Series in his term - mark my words 🧡💙

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Zohran Mamdani, a 34-year-old state lawmaker from Queens, will be the 111th mayor of New York. He will be the first Muslim to ever lead the city, as well as its first South Asian mayor and the youngest mayor in more than a century.
https://t.co/7tewUOBm0A

[SNY @SNYtv]

Francisco Lindor and Pete Alonso chat at first base

[Ritz Cracker @innocenttdevil]

@__stateofgrace Still one of the best calls I’ve ever heard

[Ritz Cracker @innocenttdevil]

@ChigglesNBits Damn I may draft Nabers just for this name

[Ritz Cracker @innocenttdevil]

@MLB That’s just what he does 🥹🥹

[Ritz Cracker @innocenttdevil]

@ESPNNFL @NFL My toxic trait is thinking there’s only three seasons between these photos

[Ritz Cracker @innocenttdevil]

@SleeperDodgers LOVE TO SEE IT

[Ritz Cracker @innocenttdevil]

@BarrettsGoat Man you couldn’t tell me shit for a week after this

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

Mrs. Met has been elected to the Mascot Hall of Fame as part of the Class of 2026! 👏

She is the first female mascot ever to receive the honor and joins her husband Mr. Met in the Hall, making the Mets the first organization with two mascots in the Mascot Hall of Fame

[Ritz Cracker @innocenttdevil]

@TalkinBaseball_ @billplunkettocr “Fuck em” - Dalton Rushing

[Ritz Cracker @innocenttdevil]

@SNY_Mets @SNYtv @Joelsherman1 Well it was nice knowing ya Freddy

[Ritz Cracker @innocenttdevil]

@spidadmitchell @joshhart The Mets heard Josh and showed out with 14-3 tonight 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ orange & blue on orange & blue crime. Ain’t right

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Ritz Cracker @innocenttdevil]

@mymixtapez SIT THE HELL DOWN. PLEASE. THE SEASON IS ABOUT TO START. I CANT DO LAST SEASON AGAIN

[Dave Morelli @DaveMorelli]

If Francisco Lindor has a million fans, I am one of them. if Francisco Lindor has 10 fans, I am one of them. if Francisco Lindor has only one fan then that is me. if Francisco Lindor has no fans, I am dead. if the world is against Francisco Lindor, then I am against the world.

[Abdulruhman Ismail @a_abdulruhman]

“The referee has robbed a whole nation of its efforts…Congratulations, Argentina, on winning the World Cup.”

Egypt’s Zico says it all. The most rigged tournament in the world.

[brian emo @haikusenllamas]

Vivan los hombres árabes y Palestina libre ♥️
https://t.co/nT5UBl3FDk