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its getting worse

[noggin @inorganic_loop]

@skittidot this bit has pissed you off for so long, maybe you need to accept that we are all nothingless specks on this watery rock

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i would never complain about hair in my food #realeatersknow

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started writting a tweet that i quickly realised should stay in the notes app, fuck my fat, stupid, chud life

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mads mikkelsen looks like he always knows

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@skittidot winnie the pooh in your building bro

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genuinely how did humans become the dominant species on this earth, i have the flu and you'd have thought i'd been jumped

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Clearing my throat a la Zack King by drawing a big dot on my neck and reaching in

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Hit the blinker or let the blinker hit you, riddle me this pale one

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yanking on his foreskin like "cheese pull!!!!"

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Bet he’s still a lil bitch

[The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle]

‘Chicken Little’ is now 20 years old.

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had a pain in my side so i punched tf out of it and now its gone

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@skittidot

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telling people i can check for gas leaks and walk into their kitchen like

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japanese food joint got me fucked up, one bite sent me back to the stone age, dont order the temporal chicken

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just deleted 1,237 items from my camera roll, feel like a new man

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@skittidot Might have to pull the same shit twin

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typa shit i be on in the galley. STINK!!👃

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

it's Friday night: time to eat 143 grams of garlic

[phöss 🫧🇦🇶 @phoss2501]

this discourse is funny because DnD is for fat nerds

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on my hominin shi, i’m banging rocks together and shi. is that a rhino??

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i think i just need to die in a rainy sword fight i started knowing the odds were against me