SexyChauffeurKyle

he/him 27 Leo
idk what I'm doin here, but I post some quality cosplay content on my insta: @inosukeimposter

[Ariza── .✦ comms open @arizuume]

GTA 6 girl but it’s Dragona 🐉

#Jojosbizarreadventure #jjba #jojolands #gta

[ATALA🍉 comms open @AtalaJoestar]

Ermes Costello version
#stoneocean

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

>arrive at cnc party
>ask the door girl if it's a machinery or sex party
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining the difference between machinery and sex
>she laughs and says “it's a good party sir”
>go inside
>it's a sex party

[haruki @harumagi_]

told my coworker that I like JoJos and he said "that show made me gay"

[#1 tomato enjoyer @bungusworld]

i was lowkey born to smoke weed and eat pussy

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Imagine how many people I’d annoy if I pointed out that a lot of gym bros are undiagnosed autistic and using exercise to stim without the social expectation to speak or make eye contact, as part of a predictable routine informed by special interest level research

[Saturn🦉🪐 @SaturnDL_]

Male support players are either fruity, have a little spice to em, or have mental issues

[Brunette @mimizima_]

I hate when men enter a “cutting phase” stay fat you stupid fuck

[Ben Clarkson 🐸💩 @benclarkson]

My trailer for the podcast Blowback's season on the secret war in Cambodia. I keep getting jobs animating Richard Nixon.
I'm very pleased with this one.

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

trying to “lose weight”
-makes you focus on a fake number
-makes you think catabolizing muscle is progress
-gateway to disordered eating

trying to get strong
-makes you focus on real numbers
-end up turning fat into muscle and improving your quality of life
-makes you fuck dudes

[Softboy @softboywin]

Nobody be on Twitter more than a employed person on the clock 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[Softboy @softboywin]

My coworkers be giving it their all & I be on twitter

[$iGN*🧟‍♂️🇧🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @dazedstunna]

i took my last make out sesh for granted 💔💔💔💔💔

[Seth Harp @sethharpesq]

Not exactly Camp Mackall, is it boys? Good luck in those 12,000-foot mountains, which are also searing hot deserts. Just remember, if you don't make it out alive, the whole internet will ridicule you for dying for Israel. Godspeed!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I hate when a job asks you to set "goals"

My only "goal" is to remain employed so I can continue to pay for my living expenses while finding fulfillment in the areas of my life unrelated to a day job.

[isa! @drunkyuhyun1]

Men dating bisexual women need to realize her sexual fantasy is not a threesome. She wants to peg you.

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

If you’re 28 years old go fuck yourself

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

polymarket should only be for betting on how long your friends' poly relationships last