🧟‍♀️ carmonster 🧟‍♀️ (Taylor’s Version)

don’t let the bastards grind you down.

[🧟‍♀️ carmonster 🧟‍♀️ (Taylor’s Version) @inperfectclouds]

@Lin_Manuel What's your biggest fear?

[🧟‍♀️ carmonster 🧟‍♀️ (Taylor’s Version) @inperfectclouds]

also pretty sure it’s illegal?

[🧟‍♀️ carmonster 🧟‍♀️ (Taylor’s Version) @inperfectclouds]

hey @Chilis I’m a big fan, but I need to know why my margaritas tonight had no alcohol in them. sounds dumb but I thought it tasted like just lemonade, so I got home and used a breathalyzer just to see, and sure enough, 0.00%. I had THREE of these, so that’s not possible. 😂

[🧟‍♀️ carmonster 🧟‍♀️ (Taylor’s Version) @inperfectclouds]

thanks but i don’t like my quesadillas like my men, i’d prefer this to be cut. @tacobell

[🧟‍♀️ carmonster 🧟‍♀️ (Taylor’s Version) @inperfectclouds]

@dominos my order was placed an hour ago, the driver has not moved from this exact spot in at least 20 minutes. if I’m not getting my food I’d like a refund.

[🧟‍♀️ carmonster 🧟‍♀️ (Taylor’s Version) @inperfectclouds]

@ActuallyBrandon @thelonelyisland I was like I know this song… wait WHAT THE HELL 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[🧟‍♀️ carmonster 🧟‍♀️ (Taylor’s Version) @inperfectclouds]

@TraditionSarah @MattMorseTV Sometimes. This happens constantly. Quit cutting him that kind of slack. We also don’t hold the highest office in the nation ((maybe world??)) so the standard isn’t the same.

[🧟‍♀️ carmonster 🧟‍♀️ (Taylor’s Version) @inperfectclouds]

@whinnyyuston @WR4NYGov @sciencegirl Right? This naturally occurring form of population control might actually save humanity.

[🧟‍♀️ carmonster 🧟‍♀️ (Taylor’s Version) @inperfectclouds]

@RachelKasten @GraceSpelman Yeah she kept calling it a “peek behind the curtain” and outside of the title track, we got absolutely zero introspection. The fanfare for the theme was all there and then the album had nothing! I was so confused.

[🧟‍♀️ carmonster 🧟‍♀️ (Taylor’s Version) @inperfectclouds]

@iknowgoodthings @RollingStone @taylorswift13 That’s literally insane. 😒 This wasn’t even one of HER best, let alone better than that work of art. SMH.

[🧟‍♀️ carmonster 🧟‍♀️ (Taylor’s Version) @inperfectclouds]

@dunkensheepguy @RollingStone @taylorswift13 😂😂😂😂😂

[Empire State Building @EmpireStateBldg]

One showgirl celebrating another @taylorswift13

[🧟‍♀️ carmonster 🧟‍♀️ (Taylor’s Version) @inperfectclouds]

i really don’t understand movies where every actor is foreign but they force them to fake American accents?!

simply base this film in the UK instead?

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

It’s 4am - still debating the Republicans’ billionaire tax giveaway.

We offered an amendment to say no tax cut for those making over $10m. Every Republican voted no.

So we tried $100m. Every Republican voted no.

So we tried $500m! Every Republican a no.

See what’s going on?

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

When did firing people like nuclear scientists and air traffic controllers seem like a better idea than simply taxing the rich?

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Bitch this means shit is 100x more heinous than we know have you met lawyers they’ll defend the devil himself

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

Musk's ketamine dealer has an opportunity to do the funniest thing.

[Andreas Mogensen @Astro_Andreas]

What a lie.

And from someone who complains about lack of honesty from the mainstream media.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Just wanted to say that Trump is a traitorous, Putin-loving dipshit!
Goes double for Elon!

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

In Brazil, it is tradition that the first piece of cake goes to the most important person in your life.

And then his little bro's reaction... ❤️

[Silja🏴‍☠️🇨🇦 🇫🇮 🇫🇷 🇮🇷 🇺🇦 Russia=Genocide @SiljaLynx]

FYI, @elonmusk , read this as well.

"WHO ARE THE TOP FIVE PEOPLE or GROUPS SPREADING DISINFORMATION on X?"

You, @elonmusk , are #1

https://t.co/cAV49t4K1U