Nathan Press

Enter me (he says in parentheses)

[Nathan Press @inpress83]

@DAVELEE3

[Joe 🍝 @_joenick22_]

You guys seriously want a QB who runs like Mose Schrute?

[ZΛC @TeamfollowZac]

@Local24Clayton @LocalMemphis Tubby Smith "quit" on 12 of his own players in 97' when he "transferred" to coach at Kentucky after just two years at Georgia. Why do hypocrite coaches who get paid millions of dollars get to criticize unpaid student athletes who do what's best for them?

[Michigan On BTN @MichiganOnBTN]

"I've got to find a German way to tell him that fouling is stupid." 😂

Never change, @umichbball's @JohnBeilein.

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

No one could have predicted that the US would win curling gold, right? Actually, the Simpsons did in a February 14, 2010 episode. They beat Sweden, who the US happened to beat to win gold today (H/T @dansnierson)

[T͓̽o͓̽m͓̽ ͓̽K͓̽i͓̽s͓̽l͓̽i͓̽n͓̽g͓̽b͓̽u͓̽r͓̽y͓̽ @TomKislingbury]

Love love love.
Not only does this demonstrate a normal distribution- you can also see chaos theory at the heart of the variance that causes said distribution. https://t.co/U5DkO5K2xU

[Steve Schmidt @SteveSchmidtSES]

Trump shattered the moral authority of his Presidency during Charlottesville. It can never be restored. We live in the surreal world where the words of the POTUS have no meaning. His presence brings no comfort. He is an avatar of disunion, division; selfishness and immorality

[Greg Hogben @MyDaughtersArmy]

“You’re afraid we will take away your guns.

We’re afraid your guns will take away our children.

We haven’t taken any of your guns.

Your guns have taken too many of our children.

Whose fears are unfounded?”

[Sarah Chadwick @Sarahchadwickk]

Dear Marco Rubio,

As a student who was inside the school while an active shooter was wreaking terror and havoc on my teachers and classmates with an AR-15, I would just like to say, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND.

[Tom Davies @TomDaviesIND]

EXCLUSIVE: An Associated Press review finds GOP Indiana Senate candidate Todd Rokita has spent roughly $3 million of public money in promoting himself while in elected offices (by @BrianSlodysko) https://t.co/KDgD6BmIf5

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

I think the most important right is the right of a child not getting murdered while at school. Yes?

[Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D @RVAwonk]

daaaaaamn @NYDailyNews.

[Nathan Press @inpress83]

@mzbitca @tnwhiskeywoman I know what I’m getting for Valentine’s Day.

[Nathan Press @inpress83]

@mzbitca @tnwhiskeywoman Have you ever seen a face soap near my sink? No :).

[Nathan Press @inpress83]

@mzbitca @tnwhiskeywoman Bath soap dries my skin out. Wash in the shower with hot water and occasionally in the sink with warm water. It’s worked for me so far.

[Josh @iwearaonesie]

*forgets why I walked into a room*
*remembers lyrics to a song I heard once 20 years ago*

[julia ferraioli @juliaferraioli]

It is absurd that people have to crowdfund:

* Healthcare
* Food
* School supplies
* Burial costs
* Science
* Legal representation
* Bail
* Clean water

That people are using crowding platforms for them does not signal a success of the platform; it signals a failure of society.

[Nathan Press @inpress83]

If I were in the crowd at the #Olympics right now.