Cursed Canvas

random thoughts | random tweets

[Cursed Canvas @insane_dvlpr]

This week 72 hoor gonna have to do overtime.

[Cursed Canvas @insane_dvlpr]

Thinking without action is just mental masturbation.

[Cursed Canvas @insane_dvlpr]

The biggest asset I have is the ability to pick myself up again and again.

[Cursed Canvas @insane_dvlpr]

"Running late is my cardio."

[Cursed Canvas @insane_dvlpr]

"I came. I saw. I made it awkward."

[Cursed Canvas @insane_dvlpr]

"I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?"

[Cursed Canvas @insane_dvlpr]

not everyone break hearts... I personally specialize in brain damage

[Cursed Canvas @insane_dvlpr]

"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."

[Cursed Canvas @insane_dvlpr]

"I followed my heart... and it led me to the fridge."

[Cursed Canvas @insane_dvlpr]

"My bed and I love each other deeply, but my alarm clock wants to break us up."

[Cursed Canvas @insane_dvlpr]

"Normal is just a setting on the washing machine."

[Cursed Canvas @insane_dvlpr]

"Sometimes I talk to myself for expert advice."

[Cursed Canvas @insane_dvlpr]

Liquor now, liq her later

[Cursed Canvas @insane_dvlpr]

@pollar_beer 🤣🤣interns were in fire

[Cursed Canvas @insane_dvlpr]

"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

[Cursed Canvas @insane_dvlpr]

"Confidence level: selfie with no filter and bad lighting."

[Cursed Canvas @insane_dvlpr]

"My brain has too many tabs open, and one is definitely playing music."

[Cursed Canvas @insane_dvlpr]

"I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget at the same time."

[Cursed Canvas @insane_dvlpr]

"I dance like nobody’s watching... because they’ve all left the room."

[Cursed Canvas @insane_dvlpr]

"Reality called, so I hung up."