John Smith

[John Smith @insanebrain69]

@Nyxpip Hit it with a lighter burns fast enough not to catch other shit and looks pretty neat

[John Smith @insanebrain69]

@vrilledcheese @LadyBugDarling @snoozemaxxed @smelltouchfeel Damn bro. I’m going to go cry about that comment in one of my two working trucks with nice tires and adequate oil.

[John Smith @insanebrain69]

@LadyBugDarling @vrilledcheese @snoozemaxxed @smelltouchfeel You are very confident for someone who doesn’t know how to check their oil.

[John Smith @insanebrain69]

@germanicrapist @Arrekisu That time never actual existed. I’m very sorry to brake it to you but as an adult you need to be checking your tires.

[John Smith @insanebrain69]

@germanicrapist @Arrekisu No there literally was not. At no point in the history of automobiles should you drive a car let alone sign for its title without looking at the tires and checking the oil. That is genuinely unsafe

[John Smith @insanebrain69]

@LadyBugDarling @vrilledcheese @snoozemaxxed @smelltouchfeel No he specifically showed me how to check them when he bought my first car at 16. Really don’t get what your on about but sorry your parents where shit get over it an be a human I guess?

[John Smith @insanebrain69]

@germanicrapist @Arrekisu It means that my parents where actually boomers and I have made it work and know how to check if a car is about to self destruct.

[John Smith @insanebrain69]

@germanicrapist @Arrekisu I’m 29 and it sounds like you should go to trade school or something man. Can’t blame your parents forever.

[John Smith @insanebrain69]

@vrilledcheese @LadyBugDarling @snoozemaxxed @smelltouchfeel My family have been members of the Anglican Church since its founding. They passed down the secret wasp wisdom of there should be tread on tires.

[John Smith @insanebrain69]

@LadyBugDarling @snoozemaxxed @smelltouchfeel lol. Peep the media tap there’s a picture of my toes you would love

[John Smith @insanebrain69]

@LadyBugDarling @snoozemaxxed @smelltouchfeel I’ll take that. Do me a favor and check your tires for me, I have a feeling you might be a danger to others on the road.

[John Smith @insanebrain69]

@LadyBugDarling @snoozemaxxed @smelltouchfeel You followed it up with “I’m walking here” a clear nyc reference that makes no sense when my state has more cows than people. I understand hypotheticals but that was not a hypothetical chief.

[John Smith @insanebrain69]

@LadyBugDarling @snoozemaxxed @smelltouchfeel New York isn’t in New England…

[John Smith @insanebrain69]

@LadyBugDarling @snoozemaxxed @smelltouchfeel New England, where they teach us to check dipsticks and kick tires.

[John Smith @insanebrain69]

@snoozemaxxed @smelltouchfeel Yes. You should look at the tires before you drive let alone before you sign legal documents, if they didn’t that very stupid.

[John Smith @insanebrain69]

@unclebigtim @smelltouchfeel lol. Send me to the camps for suggesting people look at their tires before driving their cars let alone swap titles.

[John Smith @insanebrain69]

@smelltouchfeel Glad you learned something, but trading a higher value kbb tittle for a lower kbb value tittle without laying eyes on the ties for sure makes you the jackass

[John Smith @insanebrain69]

@KlonnyPin_Gosch Cheryle Hines in the background exclaiming “moccasins are dangerous” made me laugh very hard and then immediately become sad.