Joshuuwwaa

I cook stuff and they pay me for it

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

🚨 TRUMP: “I think [Israel] could do better … I'm not saying they shouldn't protect themselves. I'm saying when two drones are shot into the desert and drop harmlessly, you don't have to knock down buildings in Beirut. They could behave better…”

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Why did Brendan Sorsby not simply lie and say it was his translator placing a lot of bets?

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

severe weather service texting my phone. not now WHORE im standing at a very exposed window

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

The reason meals taste so much better at restaurants than at home is because they put about a half stick of butter in every dish. The old adage of “it tastes better when someone else makes it” is true because you’d feel insane adding as much fat, sugar and salt at home.

[rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed]

During this drive you can see the Rockies in the distance the entire time

I always think about the pioneers. What takes us 10 hours now, took them months

Imagine walking toward an unclimbable mountain every day for months, every day it gets bigger. Your wife and 2 year old son are exhausted and bored. You have a stupid donkey carrying a bunch of canned green beans or some bullshit. You’ll probably have to eat him at some point

Every day you wake up and walk what feels like the same land. Flat, boring, nowhere to rest. And every day the mountain gets bigger. Psychological torture

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

So if social security goes into insolvency by 2032 what tf happens to all the money that’s been taken out of my check for the past decade????

[Ibou, of Self Made @BackupHangman]

This man is nuts LMAO

[doomer @uncledoomer]

saving 20% of my income so that in 30 years i can afford 11 months of assisted living. the math is airtight

[Dinosaur Dracula @DinosaurDracula]

there exists a donald duck short wherein huey, dewey and louie convince donald he's dead by fabricating his corpse and staging his ascent to heaven, all so they can eat his dinner

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

They really gonna let them burn Bethlehem too?

[YIMBYLAND @YIMBYLAND]

The best move we’ve made hosting the World Cup so far is sending a bunch of Europeans to the true gems of the American experience: College Towns

[FLANNEL @sameflannel]

in 2012 he rapped about doing this kind of shit and it sounded kinda crazy at the time. now look

[M @melosling]

Notice how it’s not pickleball court

[Praise @tufpraise]

this was literally the whole point of ai

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

this is so hard to explain but theres a bird in my neighborhood i have to confront

[justholyshit @justholyshit]

Oh shit. AMOC collapsing is one of the nightmare scenarios.