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[L M @insanewordcount]

The first wave of alien invasion begins: I’ve just been divebombed by a kamikaze caterpillar

[L M @insanewordcount]

Finally on our way home. The best part of a vacation is going home. The worst part of going home? Going to work the next day

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@Imgoingupstairs Wow that’s absolutely unacceptable. I hope you get a full refund. 8 hours from Pearson is one hell of a drive!

[L M @insanewordcount]

Wow. I have never seen an airline screw up so spectacularly. >12 hours overdue on our flight and counting #sunwing

[L M @insanewordcount]

We saw the Batmobile driving toward our hometown.

Me: Batman’s coming to fight crime.

Spouse: But it’s Tuesday!

Me (seriously): it’s the only day he had free.

[L M @insanewordcount]

@verydowntomars I could list so many examples but do you have one in particular?

[L M @insanewordcount]

When you have to erase “NBD, it’s not like I’m an expert” in a reply to a doubtful email because, wait a second, I am an expert:

time for vacation, I’m so done with this shit.

[L M @insanewordcount]

One day I will cave in to my inner passive-aggressive tendencies and put up the following sign on the office water cooler:

“If you empty it, replace it.
~ancient proverb”

On second thought fuck it imma gonna do it anyway.

[L M @insanewordcount]

@MarsFields Well, if they’d just make a normal broom it wouldn’t be a problem. Those weird newfangled mood just don’t cut it!

[Emil @quezoncitrus]

Five years ago, I had a Creative Writing professor who responded to our bad stories the same way: he would never say, "This is wrong." He would say, "How can we make this work?"

From then on, that's how I've viewed critique. Never kill an idea. Help it become its best self.

[L M @insanewordcount]

@MarsFields Do it

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@MarsFields Spoilsport

[L M @insanewordcount]

@MarsFields When am I not writing something? 😈

[L M @insanewordcount]

@MarsFields *whisper* write one

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@MarsFields Could I interest you in original fic instead?

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@MarsFields 🤔 (huh.)
😠 (wait a minute)
🖕(that’s for giving me the plot bunny)
🐙 (because Cthulhu)

[L M @insanewordcount]

New Years resolution for 2018: embrace my inner child and be the best little shit I can be

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@alexieldefanel 😡

Off with their heads!!

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@AwenFound Do I want to know what’s on it?

[L M @insanewordcount]

Eh. The fleeting moment of industriousness has fled. https://t.co/flzAggBAp6