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A New Error of Comedy. Laugh, it's on us.

[insanitas @insanitas]

Some jokes write themselves RT @nytimes Insurance Coverage for Contraception Is Required http://ntyi.ms/nGleBb

[Lauren Cox @Iaurencox]

There's a stain on my white jeans and I'm already in Westbury. Life is horrible.

[Ceomattyj @ceomattyj]

Everyone has been so occupied and concerned about how Voldemort has no nose, nobody seems to have noticed he has no eyebrows either...

[MRI @miri_jpg]

My mom reaaally needs to start wearing a bra. It's not even funny anymore

[insanitas @insanitas]

RT @theeesickestkid: I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.

[insanitas @insanitas]

lolzicopter RT @jilliantsu08: I have watched both Legally Blondes today... twice. #confession

[insanitas @insanitas]

just enjoy the party.

[insanitas @insanitas]

RT @complexmag: Dave Chappelle Tells A Single Joke And Gets Booed Off Stage | Complex - http://bit.ly/pJ6ScB #popculture

[insanitas @insanitas]

RT @demetrimartin: Resuscitating raisins by adding grape juice to them.

[Ceomattyj @ceomattyj]

The funniest thing about this tweet, is that by the time you realize that it doesn't say anything, it's too late for you to stop reading it.

[insanitas @insanitas]

@IlluminAarti uh ohhh haha

[insanitas @insanitas]

strong idea, but im not sure this completely works.... RT @ThaRealMisfit: If nothing lasts forever, would you be my nothing?

[insanitas @insanitas]

wade in the water #babymakingsong

[insanitas @insanitas]

the sound of your family singing "happy birthday" #babymakingsong

[insanitas @insanitas]

when winnie the pooh gets blackout @3TorchCircus http://t.co/QUaH4hu

[Jerry Seinfeld @JerrySeinfeld]

Marriage Ref with Tom Papa's big head on at 10 tonite. The point of comedy is never to help anyone. Just make fun.

[Eric Stonestreet @ericstonestreet]

Ladies? Do u have a 6th sense for when guys stare at ur boobs n butts like us guys do when u all stare at our fungus toes n back hair?

[insanitas @insanitas]

Two and a Half Men Photos: First Look - Season 9 on CBS.com http://t.co/nNDiBdq