oochie coochie tribe

“he gaslight the baby chicken”

[teen vampire, aged 40 @witchesflight]

Happy Father’s Day to my dad. A few years back, I got an awful haircut and I was crying about it, and he came into my room and said “u have no idea how easy your life is. Do you know how hard it was for black female scientists in the 50s/60s?” (He just watched Hidden Figures)

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

saying "i heard this live" when a song comes on

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

If I'm reading this right, America is giving Iran $300 billion dollars, unfreezing billions more, ending all sanctions, acknowledging Iranian hegemony over the Hormuz, and in exchange we got to kill an 86 year old man, make gas more expensive, and blow up an elementary school.

[duchess of arrakis @thisisnefertiti]

This movie genuinely makes me so emotional like seeing how loved Georgia was for being nothing other than herself and how her kindness touched everyone 😭

[k @ysljennii]

this was the funniest thing ever

[bri @legs4brunch]

The first time I heard Freak Nasty i levitated

[X Force 137 @137Force]

"no they dont" explain this shit then

[julia @eathedocument]

wearing shorts with unshaved legs

[BRI @BriMalandro]

100% str8 is like you don’t even feel comfortable acknowledging another man is attractive like that’s not fun for me you not a king for that, kings know what’s up

[justina @justtjustinaa]

And btw I can work with anything that’s under 100% gay. Like if u like girls even a lil bit, I can work w that 🫡🫡🫡

[josh @joshypooper]

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

[💐 @SAS_Ashley_]

I really wasn’t ready for what he said at the end

[Principessa @cheatonhimplz]

You’re late on rent and you live in Atlanta. Your man has a butthole mind you.

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[kay ☆ @heavenly_fooled]

@emophringe just like real life. yeah ill see myself out actually

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Drake and Akademiks are reportedly dating.

[jerry @ANerdNamedJerry]

y'all ever think about how your pets are just running around the house butt ass naked