argueserious

Riddled jokes and affirmations. A boss at Self Defeat.

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I bet scrolling through social media with Parkinson’s could become quite frustrating and confusing for others

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2 different vehicles died on me in the past 48 hours. Both more than once. Logistical Nightmare. Lovely whether.

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2nd time today I've forgotten of something profound before I was able to write it down.

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Always. Question. Adjectives.

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The only ho cake I’ve ever experienced involved regret the next day and a mandatory doctor’s appointment

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“Can’t catch me” said no STD ever.

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Only the dead can escape from getting older

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Being young is thinking that everything matters. Being old is realizing that nothing matters.

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The future is uncertain and the end is always near

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If misinformation and disinformation travel faster than the truth, that means we’ve always been lied to in the first place.

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Why do belts exist when suspenders are far superior?

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I refuse to stick up for those that dig their own graves

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Kid these days are weak because they didn’t grow up with a banger anthem like Beck’s “Loser”

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As I slip on a pair of crocs I think to myself, “how prophetic!”

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I don’t wanna live here anymore. I want to live somewhere else. To do over. Mulligan!

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The beard is only there to compensate for my looks

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My disappointment is immeasurable and my day has been ruined.

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“Want to gag on a dick? Smell mine.” -EP

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I don’t mean it, it’s just funny saying out loud.

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I just blew my iPhone like a Nintendo cartridge because the charger wasn’t charging and it works!