Richard Crapper

constantly butt hurt

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@Thomas_F_McHugh @elonmusk @ramzpaul You would

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@elonmusk @ramzpaul Twitter needs to address why I only have one follower.

Maybe my tweets stink
Maybe it’s #maybelline

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Why do all #thanksgiving foods sound sexual

Stuffing
Mashed taters
Gravy

Those #pilgrims were naughty

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@theRealKiyosaki Why not just buy Tesla

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My #wife is my only follower #help #sos

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@GillibrandPeter Whales

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@sumiya_88 I believe you mean where whales are.

No.. no we don’t

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Open mic #comedy is just AA for people who don’t want to get #sober

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@elonmusk @RaheemKassam @elonmusk right now

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#Ticketmaster apologizing to #TaylorSwift fans

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#DonaldTrump trying to enter his Twitter password

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No alcohol at the World Cup is like forgetting to bring viagra to the senior swingers party.

Floppy, scoreless and no substitutions when people get tired

#FIFAWorldCup

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Here I am! Once again! I’m tweeting my heart out!

But you won’t get to see these tweets I cry!

#KellyClarkson