Delusional Thomas

sheds are little barns @cordeliaspot 🧡

[Delusional Thomas @inside_friend]

don’t you hate it when you’re trying to rescue an old lady from a burning building and then it turns out to be the green goblin played by willem dafoe in disguise and you’re actually spider man played by toby mcguire in spider-man 1 released in 2002?!?!?!?

[Delusional Thomas @inside_friend]

@quartzmorrigan How’s it feel to be rich and have a dishwasher

[Delusional Thomas @inside_friend]

Anyone got any connections to Troy code enforcement? Might have the business deal of a lifetime for them tn

[Delusional Thomas @inside_friend]

https://t.co/KgiFsFaUIz

[Delusional Thomas @inside_friend]

Too many bubbles
In my bath

[Delusional Thomas @inside_friend]

@quartzmorrigan Huge news for people like me (very cool guy)

[Delusional Thomas @inside_friend]

Taking my glasses off before @halobiteny , I don’t need to see this shit

[Delusional Thomas @inside_friend]

Too many puppies

[Delusional Thomas @inside_friend]

@quartzmorrigan Yeah I’m definitely also the vocalist

[Delusional Thomas @inside_friend]

Get fucked lmao

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Israel has been eliminated from WBC title contention after their loss to the Dominican Republic.

[Delusional Thomas @inside_friend]

The craziest part of seeing the wonder years in Brooklyn the other night was when @NYCMayor sang came out swing, never know who’ll you’ll see

[peter lane @peterlanee]

new beatles biopic previews look extremely promising wow

[Delusional Thomas @inside_friend]

Guess I’m waiting to get Billy tickets 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Fad Albert 🐠 @fad_albert]

KEN KESEY DIDN’T GET MK ULTRA’D JUST SO WE COULD BECOME BOOTLICKING MAGA WOOKS

[Delusional Thomas @inside_friend]

Oh fuck yeah

[Ubisoft @Ubisoft]

A once-in-a-lifetime vacation. Unspoiled nature. Open skies 🌴
Everything runs smoother at 60 FPS on current gen consoles.

Pack light. Things escalate fast...
#FarCry3

[friendscallmeJay @Jaypotta]

Good morning. Here’s Bob Weir performing “Morning Dew” on stage for the 408th and final time, featuring Sturgill MF’n Simpson no less.🔥

[Bobby Weir @BobWeir]

It is with profound sadness that we share the passing of Bobby Weir. We send him off the way he sent so many of us on our way: with a farewell that isn’t an ending, but a blessing.  A reward for a life worth livin'. https://t.co/2qdBbh80v1

📸 Chloe Weir

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

Tonight we will shine in tie-dye to honor the life and legacy of Bob Weir @GratefulDead

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

December 18, 2026. #AvengersDoomsday

[Joni Mitchell @jonimitchell]

Ready for the festivities 🎄

[Delusional Thomas @inside_friend]

I have absolutely nobody to talk to abt this and it’s killing me

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

December 18, 2026. #AvengersDoomsday