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conmigo no cuenten

[lopez @inspectorlopez]

Lo importante antes de contestar.

[𝐁𝐚𝐫 𝐃𝐞 𝐏𝐮𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨 @BarDePueblo1]

Os habéis preguntado por qué a veces os llamo imbéciIes y no tontos?
Por esto 👇�

[UNITED24 Media @United24media]

🔴 Zelenskyy: "Don't attack us, don't kill our children. We will stop attacking your diesel.

I think it's a fair deal."

[lopez @inspectorlopez]

Diesel electoral

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

Republicans fighting in the midterm elections have turned on Donald Trump over his diesel deal with Vladimir Putin.

Two have spoken out, with another incumbent in a key state describing the deal as a “grave error” as polls tighten before the vote in November ⤵️
https://t.co/1JaRdpnm0v

[lopez @inspectorlopez]

Nombres

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Man named Hitler Mussolini elected mayor in Peru https://t.co/wCwv1bbE5o

[lopez @inspectorlopez]

Domingo

[Jessica Meir @Astro_Jessica]

Room with a view. Check out my new digs as I camp out in Dragon until our departure. With Crew-13’s arrival we have a very full house on the @Space_Station. Luke is living in my previous crew quarters, and I’ve pitched a tent in Dragon.

[lopez @inspectorlopez]

Viernes

[lopez @inspectorlopez]

No!

[Fernando Del Río @FernandoDelRio]

No mames! No mames! No mames! Todo mal. La reportera nada tenía que hacer en ese lugar. Ya sabemos cómo son de pendej0s los regios al manejar con el piso mojado

[lopez @inspectorlopez]

Ocho-cinco

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

Yo @NFLonCBS if you’re ready I’m ready. 🎙️

[lopez @inspectorlopez]

Luigi Mangione

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Newly unsealed police body camera footage shows a calm Luigi Mangione interacting with officers who approached him inside a Pennsylvania McDonald’s on December 9, 2024, just days after the fatal shooting of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson.

Officers initially approached Mangione under the guise of responding to concerns that he had been at the restaurant too long, after a caller reported seeing someone who resembled the shooting suspect. Mangione then handed officers a fake ID before he was ultimately taken into custody.

The hours of footage were previously shown in court but had not been released publicly.

[lopez @inspectorlopez]

Los comentarios

[Carlos Loret de Mola @CarlosLoret]

Imágenes de la detención del Capitán Solano, el marino que dijo que los buques de huachicol eran de Andy López Beltrán.

[lopez @inspectorlopez]

DWI

[ABC News @ABC]

JUST IN: Broadcaster and former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo is no longer employed at CBS Sports following his arrest earlier this summer for driving while intoxicated. https://t.co/hgjcikTxlI

[lopez @inspectorlopez]

Secretarios

[D.G. @dariogallo]

El otro secretario que transportaba bolsos era Daniel Muñoz, secretario privado de Néstor, pero murió enfermo en 2016.
Cuando Daniel Muñoz llegó al gobierno declaró que sólo tenía un VW Gol modelo '99 y su sueldo como secretario presidencial.
Muñoz se fue con un crecimiento de sus bienes y también investigado por la Justicia. Entre el 2003 y el 2008 tuvo un incremento patrimonial de 11.180%.
Rara virtud la de los secretarios presidenciales que los amigos kirchneristas que nos leen no pueden explicar: llegaron pobres, se enriquecieron con decenas de millones de dólares y murieron rápido. Destinos fatales.

[Forbes @Forbes]

Argentine Citizenship Will Be New ‘Status Symbol’ For Wealthy Americans, Say Experts
https://t.co/p9HmZunZ3Q

[Reuters @Reuters]

The Indian pilot stabbed by his co-pilot on a flydubai flight from Dubai to Tel Aviv replayed the dramatic attack and his desperate effort to open the cockpit door to seek help, in a video call with Prime Minister Narendra Modi https://t.co/y6Hz4o49oG

[lopez @inspectorlopez]

Otro

[lopez @inspectorlopez]

Jueves

[DIARIO DE CUBA @diariodecuba]

#Cubamax ofrece balitas pagadas desde el exterior y sortea 12 recambios. En #Holguín, Laura Betancourt cuenta a DDC que no ha podido comprar gas por la vía estatal desde noviembre de 2024 y que ahora cocina con carbón.

¿Cuándo podrán volver a comprar gas las familias que ya tienen contrato? 

LEE EL REPORTAJE de José Luis Reyes en #DiarioDeCuba: https://t.co/ATvC6xLGEm

[Daily AI Tracker @DailyAITracker]

You're seeing these terms everywhere on X but don't know what half of them mean.

Here's the full dictionary:

1. GOAT — Greatest Of All Time
2. POV — Point Of View
3. FOMO — Fear Of Missing Out
4. YOLO — You Only Live Once
5. LOL — Laugh Out Loud
6. OMG — Oh My God
7. WTF — What The Fuck
8. IDK — I Don't Know
9. TBH — To Be Honest
10. NGL — Not Gonna Lie
11. IMO — In My Opinion
12. FR — For Real
13. IYKYK — If You Know, You Know
14. TL;DR — Too Long; Didn't Read
15. SMH — Shaking My Head
16. ICYMI — In Case You Missed It
17. BRB — Be Right Back
18. BTW — By The Way
19. DM — Direct Message
20. IRL — In Real Life
21. RN — Right Now
22. LMK — Let Me Know
23. ASAP — As Soon As Possible
24. JK — Just Kidding
25. NVM — Never Mind
26. LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off
27. AFK — Away From Keyboard
28. FYP — For You Page
29. BFF — Best Friends Forever
30. TMI — Too Much Information
31. W — Win / Winning
32. L — Loss / Losing
33. RATIO — Reply gets more engagement
34. MID — Average / Not impressive
35. SUS — Suspicious
36. BET — Okay / Agreed
37. BASED — Confidently holding a view
38. NO CAP — No lie
39. CAP — A lie
40. RIZZ — Charm / Game
41. SLAY — Did something impressively well
42. ATE — Did something extremely well
43. FIRE — Excellent
44. COOKED — In trouble / Finished
45. LET HIM COOK — Let someone continue
46. DELULU — Delusional
47. VIRAL — Spreading rapidly online
48. MEME — Shareable internet joke/idea
49. CLICKBAIT — Designed to make you click
50. GOATED — Extremely great
51. STAN — Super fan
52. FLEX — Show off
53. AMA — Ask Me Anything
54. OP — Original Poster
55. OC — Original Content
56. NSFW — Not Safe For Work
57. ROFL — Rolling On the Floor Laughing
58. FRFR — For Real, For Real
59. ONG — On God
60. ISTG — I Swear To God
61. IJBOL — I Just Burst Out Laughing
62. AFAIK — As Far As I Know
63. WBU — What About You?
64. HBU — How About You?
65. G2G — Got To Go
66. TTYL — Talk To You Later
67. HMU — Hit Me Up
68. OFC — Of Course
69. FYI — For Your Information
70. TBF — To Be Fair
71. IDC — I Don't Care
72. IK — I Know
73. IKR — I Know, Right?
74. TIL — Today I Learned
75. WYM — What You Mean?
76. WDYM — What Do You Mean?
77. ILY — I Love You
78. PFP — Profile Picture
79. Mutuals — People who follow each other
80. OOMF — One Of My Followers/Friends
81. Lurker — Watches without interacting
82. Troll — Provokes people online
83. Bot — Automated account
84. Receipts — Proof / Evidence
85. Clapback — Sharp response
86. Callout — Public criticism
87. Bait — Content designed to provoke
88. Ratioed — Reply outperforms the original
89. Trending — Currently popular
90. Touch Grass — Spend less time online
91. Doomscrolling — Endless negative scrolling
92. Ragebait — Content designed to make people angry
93. YAP — Talk excessively
94. YAPPER — Someone who talks a lot
95. VIBE — Overall feeling / atmosphere
96. LOWKEY — Somewhat / Secretly
97. HIGHKEY — Openly / Strongly
98. LOCKED IN — Fully focused
99. GLOW UP — Major positive transformation
100. HIT DIFFERENT — Feels especially good/different

Save this.

You'll need it.

[lopez @inspectorlopez]

Cuba

[Yoani Sánchez @yoanisanchez]

Amanecimos con operativo policial para impedirnos salir de casa.

#Cuba #SOSCuba