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prime minister of lemuria

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finally

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henry kissinger...it should be henry kissinger

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and this includes people who have littered in the past

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people who litter need to be thrown and kept in a ditch

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adults who insist upon having illegible handwriting need to be executed by firing squad

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itunes hates me

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WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?! GET OFF MY TIMELINE

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i wish i could unsee the photo i just saw. i feel ill

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the episode of spongebob titled "earworm" where he gets a really catchy tune stuck in his head and literally has an earworm in his brain...i relate

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mitchell & ness deleted their tweet with the nba jersey pajama dresses 😭

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how many times do i have to like a tweet before twitter accepts it

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worst international women's day ever

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down with the trail blazers! what trail will they blaze tonight? the trail towards loserdom...yes. i can see it now

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i don't care if blood splatters on the bus seats as a result. it must be done

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people that play music or videos on their phone at full volume without earbuds need to be flogged and shot in the head

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my computer is on the verge of crashing and all i can do at this point is wait

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I AM ON THE SUBWAY AND THERE'S ONE OF THOSE SCREENS THAT ROTATES THROUGH DIFFERENT ADS AND I JUST SAW THE FUNNIEST ONE EVER

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i'm tweeting this while treading water in the hudson

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tourists on the staten island ferry will throw you overboard to get a selfie with the statue of liberty in the background

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tourists love the staten island ferry

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shiv is going to destroy nate. i just know it 😔 #succession