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professional. at everything and anything. "they ain't believe in us, God did 🙏"

little known fact: my swag is unmatched

[️ @instanoid]

@jarvig0231 @sealcatmcsr pushing past it more like,,, my goat retired at 19 💔

[sealcat • #backroomsmovie SPOILERS @sealcatmcsr]

Kane Parsons reportedly started playing 'MCSR Ranked', a 1v1 competitive speedrun gamemode in Minecraft.

"This speedrun shit is too easy for me. I'm TAS" he said.

He is Netherite rank at just 20 years old.

(Source: DiscussingFilm)

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

geoff keighley ripping off his shirt to reveal his tattood game reveal for a game that’ll have 1200 peak players on stream

[🪭jayinadaze @JAYINADAYZ]

‘The Amazing Digital Circus’ has ended after 9 episodes.

He is 20 years old.

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

THEY WILL FIND EACH OTHER IN EVERY UNIVERSE

[Stuffs (COMMS OPEN) @essnstuffs]

TUPAC GOT A NEW MODEL BEFORE SONIC LMAOOO

[J4mison @bocchifan16]

a girl no older than 10 came into my store. out of nowhere i heard her go "miku, miku, you can call me miku"
so, naturally, i walked over to her, bent down to her level and asked "are you larping, or can you name 15 miku songs?"
when she couldn't, i kicked her out. #GateKEPT

[jadel @jadeladeljadel]

‘BACKROOMS’ director kane parsons said this when asked about a sequel:

“Bumbling through brush my botanical escapade continues. snagged on leaves but hey, more crafting supplies. jackpot!”

This is not Kane Parsons.

[shark hiatus @sharkeatsbird]

she might be distracted #sandbina

[Xeno @_xenoque]

“BACKROOMS” Director Kane Parsons was supposed to show up for an interview today.

Luckily an anonymous viewer gives us a tip on where he might be.

“He went that way”

[azka @artyfiber]

oh they straight up had sex in the movie. okay

[ContentLeafVO @leaf_vo]

had to dub it lmao

#voiceover

[nealjan @NealjanNealjan]

20 year old Kane Parsons, the officially youngest movie director has made a statement about his recent controversial haircut

"They didn't have a yellow apple"

[🔥 MAGMAROCK 🔥 @Magmarock64]

TOMORROW WE GETTING A NEW SONIC GAME, NEW SONIC MODEL, PERSONA 6, JET SET RADIO, CRAZY TAXI, AND MORE CROSSWORLDS DLC WITH NEW TRACKS!!

[spacedawg @spacedawgspace]

you smoke too hard. your swag too different. your rings too shiny.

[◈ martin ◈ @orbitulon]

Kane Parson doesnt like toppings on his burger, he prefers them just with cheese and

Sauce: Ketchup

[Morgan🦇🖤 @toxicdoomyurei]

do they scissor? if not can someone draw them scissoring? i am a perverted lesbian and i think if cat woman from dc comics and rouge the bat from sonic scissored it would be awesome for me and my fellow lesbian perverts.