Spooky RockyMountainOysters👻

Fiction, art, horror. (Mostly) updates only. Find me same name at bluesky ➡️

[Spooky RockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts]

Check out my story, The Black Hole, and all the other amazing work in this issue! 🔥

[Bourbon Penn @BourbonPenn]

Bourbon Penn 33 is live with brand new stories by Alex Jennings, Steve Toase, Valya Dudycz Lupescu, Françoise Harvey, Gretchen Tessmer, Zachariah Claypole White, Adriane Hanson, and J. Ashley-Smith. https://t.co/W0YKVFuIqZ

[pete griffin @PeteGGriffin]

Today, I had to call all my former lovers and inform them that they should get tested for ADHD.

[Spooky RockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts]

@cevasco_m Thank you so much! I appreciate it ♥️

[Spooky RockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts]

Check out my story, The Black Hole, and all the other amazing work in this issue! 🔥

[Bourbon Penn @BourbonPenn]

Bourbon Penn 33 is live with brand new stories by Alex Jennings, Steve Toase, Valya Dudycz Lupescu, Françoise Harvey, Gretchen Tessmer, Zachariah Claypole White, Adriane Hanson, and J. Ashley-Smith. https://t.co/W0YKVFuIqZ

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

Despondence would be a lovely name for a girl

[Spooky RockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts]

I have a story in here....trains and fire and astronauts! Look out for it next month or even better go ahead and subscribe. They consistently publish wildly inventive, hilarious, horrifying, beautiful stories...i'm honored to be included🖤

[Bourbon Penn @BourbonPenn]

Bourbon Penn 33 cover reveal. Early release available now to subscribers!

[Spooky RockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts]

@GoToBedRory So sorry to hear 😢 rest in peace

[Ska Cat @bustertheskacat]

i have stood still for so long, my roots have pushed down into the earth; ivy grows around my feet

[Spooky RockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts]

March morning in Montana ❄️

[Spooky RockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts]

Max says happy new year guys and ghouls🖤

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“You’re so quiet” I fear if I speak I will manifest untold horrors

[Spooky RockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts]

Meet me in the alley let's throw beer bottles at the dumpsters

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

"Be realistic" is hate speech

[Spooky RockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts]

Halloween costume idea: Al Vore, a cannibal in a suit and tie, saving the planet through the consumption of human flesh

[Spooky RockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts]

When a man tells me I scare him I take it as the ultimate compliment

[Spooky RockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts]

trying to find the beauty in the hardest of times

[Gabino Iglesias @Gabino_Iglesias]

This is your yearly reminder that if you’re not in the mood or don’t have time to carve a pumpkin this year, you can put the skulls of your enemies outside and place tiny candles inside them.

[Spooky RockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts]

Rocks, feathers, pine needles, toy cars, dried up flowers, pills of mysterious origin and other treasures found in my sweatshirt pocket

[Spooky RockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts]

I like my men like I like my books: hardbacked, doom-laden, and smelling of old glue

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

*serves reality with divorce papers*