Ajay

Jack of all trades, Master of Pun.

[Ajay @InstantRaman_]

This is going to be one hell of a delivery. 🙌🏽

@swiggy_in

[Ajay @InstantRaman_]

So when the US hosts a major sporting event, they aren't whitewashing. Right?

[Ajay @InstantRaman_]

@SecRubio So much for being the "free world".

[Ajay @InstantRaman_]

The failing New York Times..

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

Oh dear.

The New York Times clever headline about NATO is entirely based on them getting its name wrong 😐

The A doesn’t stand for America, dudes.

[Ajay @InstantRaman_]

@TheOnion
#NottheOnion

[Ajay @InstantRaman_]

@heygurisingh It was published ~10 months ago. But, great to get eyeballs, eh?

[Shahid Bolsen @ShahidkBolsen]

Just the optics of it. I don't know how you can justify your military presence now anywhere in the world. All your 800 bases and whatnot. Least of all in the Arab countries.

You have your bases in our countries, ostensibly to protect us, right? That's the official script.

But in the lead up to war, you evacuate those bases. You neither defend us, nor even your own bases; and the presence of your bases is exactly why our countries get targeted. So...you are here why, exactly?

You literally draw fire to us, and when we get attacked because of you, you are nowhere to be found.

[Voice of Rabbis @voiceofrabbis]

“We exploit the Holocaust and anti-Semitism to protect Israel from criticism. It is a trick we use”

—Shulamit Aloni

Former Israeli Minister of Education. In 2000, she won the Israel Prize.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Israel & Saudi Arabia pushed the U.S. to attack Iran.

Netanyahu killed 72,000 people in Gaza, mostly women & children.

Saudi Arabia is a brutal dictatorship that allows no opposition.

These are the leaders who want to bring “freedom” to Iran?

Does anyone really believe that?

[Ajay @InstantRaman_]

Can we get a pitcher from. That general region as well?

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: Japanese third baseman Kazuma Okamoto and the Toronto Blue Jays are in agreement on a free agent contract, sources tell ESPN.

[Ajay @InstantRaman_]

@AmazonHelp Sent you a DM

[Ajay @InstantRaman_]

@AmazonHelp I have been trying to get something shipped from Poland for a few weeks now. The delivery experience has been shoddy at best and I still haven't received my package.

[Ajay @InstantRaman_]

@LinkedIn why does clicking on this open an entirely new chat window and not the custom chat window? The latter is so useful for introductions! Please fix.

[Ajay @InstantRaman_]

@CanadianTire kindly help block my stolen credit card. Unable to reach any of your helpline numbers.

[Ajay @InstantRaman_]

😂

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Ohtani
Yamamoto
Freeman
Betts
Sasaki
Snell
Glasnow
Muncy
Hernandez

All drafted and homegrown by the Dodgers. The most inspirational story in sports history. You can't buy moments like this.

[Ajay @InstantRaman_]

My son almost got bitten by a dog today. Thankfully, the teeth didn't get past his jacket.

To dog owners who can't handle their dogs: Please don't get dogs.

@OPP_News

[Ajay @InstantRaman_]

Congrats on buying on more ring @dodge

[Ajay @InstantRaman_]

Let's get 'em next year, Ernie.

[Omer Osman @OmerOsman200]

Ernie Clement:

“I’ve been crying, probably for an hour. I thought I was done with the tears. I just love these guys so much. I was having so much fun coming to work every day.”

💔💔💔💔😢😢😢😢

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

It was a magical ride with all of you.

Our city, our home, our fans showed up on the grand stage...and we couldn't be prouder.

[Canada @Canada]

Thank you @bluejays for an unforgettable season. You made Canada proud right to the very end. 🇨🇦💙

[Ajay @InstantRaman_]

Oh well. #worldser