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My spirit animal is a wolf because I'm a team player.

[instawesleyh @instawesleyh]

@AfterpayUSA no longer accepting @Chase credit cards? Guess I'm no longer using Afterpay lol.

[instawesleyh @instawesleyh]

@PGE4Me When is Carmel going to get power?

[CØCKPUNCH ™ @cockpunch]

Tim Ferriss (@tferriss) wants to airdrop 5 of you sexy munchkins a CØCKPUNCH NFT on mint day! It’s coming soon. This is the only planned public giveaway.

Just visit https://t.co/5TLynbSJIb *before* 3pm EST this Wednesday, Nov 23rd. The earlier, the better. Good luck, everyone!

[instawesleyh @instawesleyh]

#outerverse

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@StateDept: Why can't I renew my #passport online? It's 2021...

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Towing someone who blocks your driveway isn't about your inconvenience. It's about power. And today, I'm a benevolent god. @300MovieUK