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donging your neighborhood white supremacists since 2021.
18+ / parody

[Overheard District @OverheardWDC]

DCA employee chasing down maskless tourist:

"HEY FUCKFACE! YOU NEED TO WEAR A MASK!”

“You’re going to say that to me as an employee?”

“Yeah, I am!"

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@MysterySolvent The Great Pink Tilt-a-Hurl.

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What does Ted Cruz pack in his suitcase for vacation?

Wait one second, that's not sunblock.

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BYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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BYEEEEEEEEE

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BYE

[Faralyn Padilla @FaralynPadilla]

@MysterySolvent @catalishus2 Remember when white ppl dressed up as Native Americans and threw tea into the harbor? White terrorists have a long history of dressing up as someone else. They want to make sure their enemy is seen as the wrong doer. Not realizing its clear who is behind the disguise.

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Have you seen me? I enjoy long walks on the beach, margaritas with extra salt, and violently attacking others. MPD will give you $1000 to ID me and my faux-feathered 70s shag cut.

https://t.co/Y2GFC0KrNt

[DC Police Department @DCPoliceDept]

You’ve seen images of Ofc Hodges crushed in the doorway during the insurrection at the US Capitol. Now we need your help finding the suspect who used a police shield to pin him against the door jam.
Have info? Call the FBI’s Tipline at 1-800-CALL-FBI (1-800-225-5324)
@FBIWFO

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@MysterySolvent Not enough wangs photoshopped in.

(I know, I know; Cruz is on my list.)

https://t.co/veTkoLz685

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An Ode to @HawleyMO

There once was a boor from Missouri,

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$1000 if you can give my name to the MetroPD, but no, you can't wear my scarf!

[DC Police Department @DCPoliceDept]

You’ve seen images of Ofc Hodges crushed in the doorway during the insurrection at the US Capitol. Now we need your help finding the suspect who used a police shield to pin him against the door jam.
Have info? Call the FBI’s Tipline at 1-800-CALL-FBI (1-800-225-5324)
@FBIWFO

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@ABC fReEdOm!

https://t.co/rmDuNqDUnK

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Life.
Liberty.
The pursuit of a carceral system that provides all-organic foods.

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@MysterySolvent Whoa, I'm impressed they're actually going to go that far to use a different card. That is real and true commitment on their part, especially when I watch them shove Ben & Jerry's in their cart by the multi-pints.

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@RationalDis @Miavoo1 And a reminder that he picks and chooses who gets to be Jewish. Baked him a cake in honor of that!

https://t.co/9CfIOXahlz

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While it may be your birthday in name only, happy birthday Ben!

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@ThePatriotDiv @Gooble0 Thank you, bb!

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"...Shapiro noted that Jewish people are plagued by 'Bad Jews', and that they 'largely vote Democrat'. The same year, he wrote an article titled 'Jews in Name Only' in which he claimed 'Jews who vote for Obama are, by and large, Jews In Name Only (JINOs)'..."

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While it may be your birthday in name only, happy birthday Ben!

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@gxdd3ss_ We baked him a coc-, er cake. https://t.co/9CfIOXahlz

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While it may be your birthday in name only, happy birthday Ben!

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@Pexsy Ok, I like your birthday non-birthday photoshop a lot better than mine.

https://t.co/9CfIOXahlz

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While it may be your birthday in name only, happy birthday Ben!

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@dmjdjendn We baked him a cake to celebrate! https://t.co/9CfIOXahlz

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While it may be your birthday in name only, happy birthday Ben!

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@Majin_Ricky12 Baked him a cake in celebration!

https://t.co/9CfIOXahlz

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While it may be your birthday in name only, happy birthday Ben!