you throw your hair up into a messy bun as your mom yells ‘y/n! come downstairs quick! your new owners are here!” she yells. “my WHAT?” you exclaim. you race down the stairs and when you walk into the living room you see your new owners. Redbull. your mom sold you to Redbull.
Carlos Sainz has reportedly broken down in tears after re-reading the fine print of his new contract and realising his salary is "Thirty William Pounds" per year
August 21, 2010: Bristol erupted during driver intros
"Kyle Busch is an ass"
Later that night, Busch became the first driver to sweep all three races in the same weekend
приходят к муравью-мудрецу травмированные гонщики и спрашивают:
- муравей-мудрец, скажи а можем ли мы с разъебанными конечностями гоняться вот прям щас?
а муравей-мудрец им отвечает мудрыми словами:
- вы чё ебланы?