iFunction

Apprentice stoic
Learning to stand by your rights

[iFunction @int_funk]

@RachelReevesMP You are delusional, you have wrecked this country

[Andrew Bridgen @ABridgen]

Burnham our 6th PM in 7 years has announced he is cancelling Digital ID , restarting drilling in our North Sea and retaining jury trials. I think he is lying and I now expect a General Election later this year before the public catch up with his false promises. He is a Fabian.

[Fiona Rose Diamond @CoviLeaks]

🚨 The government made their own devices 100% invisible, so they can force yours to be 100% transparent. Did you know this? 🚨

They dodge the laws they force on you.
On us. The people!

Do not take this lightly.
Every MP is exempt.
Every Lord is exempt.
Every elite civil servant is exempt.
EVERY PARASITE IS EXEMPT!

They force the laws on us.
They legally shield themselves.
Total public surveillance.
Total state secrecy.
Absolute parasite immunity.

The well-funded, ‘professional’ campaigns wrap this up in polite, Ofcom-palatable jargon… we need to stop playing nice and call this brutal hypocrisy exactly what it is: a legal coup against our privacy.

If you complain about the length of this post or a 8-minute video, you are part of the problem. No filters and no apologies. Wake up or get out of the way.

🚨 RULES FOR THEE, PRIVACY FOR ME: What you NEED to know!

The UK has engineered a digital dictatorship. They demand total transparency from you, while securing absolute secrecy for themselves. This is not a theory. It is written directly into hard law.

Here is the brutal, stripped-down truth of how the political parasites legally insulated themselves from the surveillance panopticon they are forcing onto the public.

1. The Divine Right of MPs
The Law: Section 26, Investigatory Powers Act 2016
The Privilege: Intelligence agencies cannot touch an MP’s data without a personal, written veto from the Prime Minister.
The Tyranny: Your life is subjected to automated bulk surveillance. Theirs is legally untouchable.

2. The Private Internet Loophole
The Law: Schedule 1, Online Safety Act 2023
The Privilege: Official networks used by Ministers, Lords, and civil servants are explicitly exempt from client-side phone scanning.
The Tyranny: Your personal WhatsApp must be stripped of privacy and screened. Their government-shielded apps are completely walled off.

3. The Unchecked Dictator Veto
The Law: The "Henry VIII" Clauses in the Online Safety Act
The Privilege: Ministers hold secondary legislative powers to alter and expand exemptions via Statutory Instruments.
The Tyranny: If parasite official ever faces a surveillance clause, they can simply rewrite the law behind closed doors without a democratic vote.

4. The Weaponised Wilson Doctrine
The Law: Codified Parliamentary Surveillance Protections
The Privilege: The police and security services are completely banned from tracking, tapping, or snooping on politicians.
The Tyranny: The very individuals voting to turn your smartphone into an informant are constitutionally protected from ever experiencing the consequences of their own votes.

💥 THE VERDICT
This is the textbook definition of tyranny. A free society requires a transparent state and private citizens. The UK has completely inverted it. Your private thoughts, messages, and photos are treated as state property, while the parasites have declared their own devices sacred, unmonitored, and completely opaque.

They know exactly how dangerous this technology is - which is precisely why they wrote themselves out of it.

📱 Step 1: The Secret Tunnel (The State VPN)
When an MP, Minister, or elite civil servant works from home, they do not use standard family Wi-Fi. Their government laptops and phones are hard-coded to connect to a secure Government VPN (Virtual Private Network).

🔒 Step 2: The Legal Loophole Activates
The second that VPN clicks on, every single text, photo, and WhatsApp message they send is sucked out of their house and routed through private servers owned by Parliament. Because their data is now flowing through a "public body network," it triggers Schedule 1 of the Online Safety Act.

🕵️‍♂️ Step 3: Complete Invisibility
By law, this private state network is 100% exempt from the screening and scanning algorithms forced onto the public. Their devices instantly become legally invisible and untouchable to the state dragnet.

💥 The Naked Truth
Your Home: Your personal Wi-Fi pushes your private messages into a public commercial pipeline where the government demands it be scanned and screened.

Their Home: Their Wi-Fi instantly flips into a secure, state-shielded fortress.

Location does not matter. The ruling class built a private internet for themselves, using a legal and technical bypass to completely dodge the digital panopticon they are forcing onto you.

FYI: From 2020, when Civil Servants and MP’s worked from home, the Parliamentary Digital Service (PDS) mass-distributed pre-configured laptops, secure mobile devices, and hardware to the home addresses of every MP, Peer, and civil servant. They did not need to install private physical servers in individual houses because the devices themselves act as portable endpoints for the state's centralised servers… then, Government IT teams rapidly re-engineered their servers to handle the strain, massive scaling their corporate VPN capability. This allowed every single person in the state machine to plug their official laptop into their home Wi-Fi, click a button, and completely tunnel their traffic back into secure, centralized government servers.

So, what shall we do folks!?

New MNC (link in bio) campaign to begin VERY soon! But ideas welcome.

[iFunction @int_funk]

@thecoastguy No

[iFunction @int_funk]

@KevinSvenson_ @nicksortor You can’t stay blind forever, or maybe you can …

[iFunction @int_funk]

@Jenny_1884 No, never left butter or full fat milk

[iFunction @int_funk]

@Ed_Miliband You can’t do that, our energy companies are no longer in your jurisdiction, you sold off our infrastructure to France and places like that, you have no say at all in their pay

[The White Rabbit Podcast @AllBiteNoBark88]

We've been SHORTED
The wealthy few have BET BIG on our Economic Collapse & then paid our Govts to make it happen.
To place almost all wealth in the hands of the few.

[iFunction @int_funk]

@PreetKGillMP Of course he’s a liar, who’s gaslit you?

[iFunction @int_funk]

@CryptoJulzss That deserves a follow 😃

[iFunction @int_funk]

@davidicke I’m in agreement, the theatre continues…

[David Icke @davidicke]

Anyone who believes in 'Left' v 'Right' is in a mind prison and being played like a stringed instrument by those really in control.

[iFunction @int_funk]

@Keir_Starmer Fuck off

[Andrew Bridgen @ABridgen]

My thoughts on the launch of Restore Britain. The political storm is just starting.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

A group of left wing basement dwellers tried to ruin our Restore Britain launch event last night by block-booking tickets with no intention of showing up.

We found their Facebook group organising it all, and matched all the names on that to their tickets.

Quite simple at that stage to mark them off, and keep on selling to genuine attendees.

Ending up with an incredible turnout.

The socialists were all very generous with their donations - hundreds of tickets were bought.

It’s sincerely appreciated.

They bought a few rounds for the team. Cheers lads!

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

I am today launching Restore Britain as a national political party.

Join us.

https://t.co/RMtEuHopgV

[Andrew Bridgen @ABridgen]

Letter sent to Prime Minister Keir Starmer this morning regarding the Chagos Island fraud. Self explanatory. Please read and share.

[iFunction @int_funk]

@Keir_Starmer I tell you what you didn’t lie about everything, your father really was a tool maker!

[iFunction @int_funk]

@Keir_Starmer You need to go, you are a disgrace, first you let off Jimmy Saville and then you employ Peter Mandelsen, you have to go, no one wants you here

[iFunction @int_funk]

@honeymoon250 Lemmy 😢