Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍

A.K.A. John Gallium Bible. Real Patriot, Married Father of 26 (wife still here), 101% American, believer in the Lord Almighty Trump (and also God).

[Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍 @IntellectTakes]

"I can't tell if this page is satire or not"

– the average liberal who finds my page who can't tell if it's satire or not

[8lFx @x8lFx]

‘DramaAlert’ Director KEEMSTAR is officially the youngest person to be a BALD RETARD.

He is only 44 years old.

[Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍 @IntellectTakes]

@PuPer_tucker @h4wktuah What's wrong with Diddy Tuah Ball Torture Job 69? 🧐

[DiddyTuahBallTortureJob69 🏳️‍⚧️ @h4wktuah]

This is the first time I have seen this video where it isn't defending pedophilia transphobia, or racism

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I will NOT subscribe to this woke nonsense! Gambling is for PATRIOTS. I will NEVER call myself a "jackalope" or whatever! 🤣🤣🤣 Ridiculous!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍 @IntellectTakes]

I will NOT subscribe to this woke nonsense! Gambling is for PATRIOTS. I will NEVER call myself a "jackalope" or whatever! 🤣🤣🤣 Ridiculous!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[pearll 🪸🪼 @umbrimea]

new sexuality!!

it's called gachalo!

where you are sexually attracties to gambling! (*^ω^*)

yes it's real ;-; the slur against these ppl is minroll, please don't say it if you're not gachalo

[Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍 @IntellectTakes]

@Willon_Priv @FutaCockDocker Exactly what I was thinking...

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@RealConorOil Conor what happened...? Are you okay...? You know foids and similar just can't be trusted... we can only count on our fellow patriotic men...

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

Don’t even think about it.

[Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍 @IntellectTakes]

@_ZombieCowTTV @DreamLeaf5 Oh yeah? Well I'd like to see you take a crack at it then! 🤣🤣🤣

[nyara @nyaraVT]

5 days into June and Charlie Kirk hasn't complained about PRIDE and LGBTQ+ people..

idk what happened but I'm super proud of him😊💜

[Nickwing78 @Nickwing78]

Why does Kwebblecop stand in front of his hair

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@dsxf234161 @ohhholga Good one, weather

[Tospsy @Tospsy]

This literally destroys the lefts entire obsession with being queer and sex negative producing hilarious discourse.

[Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍 @IntellectTakes]

@Tospsy Nice, that was really good. Nice work patriot. Excellent. Really excellent work. 💪🇺🇸🦅 God bless America! 💪🇺🇸🦅

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@Progamer696940 @henry5839201746 Henry is a business partner of mine! 💪🇺🇸 Just like Conor D. Oil and that weather guy! 💪🇺🇸🦅

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Did you think I would not find you, leftist? Just because you took a screenshot instead of quoting me? Well, well, well. Guess who was wrong. That's right. YOU! 🤣🤣🤣

[keel🌦 @keelyclove]

girl help they’re projecting weird culture war nonsense on my cat

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@ConradF_Oil @RealConorOil Who is this??? 😱

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@Necro_Caed @quinnafred @keelyclove Oh, don't worry. There was zero sexual nonsense involved! 😅

[Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍 @IntellectTakes]

@BoomieShooty Hey so that's mean ☹️

[Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍 @IntellectTakes]

@quinnafred @keelyclove Of course! How else would I show my devotion to the Lord...?