beth

just fckin around idk

[beth @intellectualmop]

idk how to get out help

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

It's jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland

[beth @intellectualmop]

no one in the US understands that this is the Love Island narrator and that fucks me up

[aries fairy ☽˚｡⋆ @sopapiaaa]

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch love island like men do with sports

[Charles Curran @charliebcurran]

Every Chicago group chat i'm in has asked for a video of the pope walking out to love sosa

feels important

[beth @intellectualmop]

a few times a week i think ab the time i was at a bar mitzvah in 2013 and the kid had adam sandler skype in

[beth @intellectualmop]

had a dream in fluent french ln you can all suck it

[primateluvr @primateluvr]

"Get a job" nope I'm sitting on da branch

[beth @intellectualmop]

my top pick for conclave

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Your 2024/25 @premierleague champions 🤳

[miccaeli ✍️ @renegadeapostle]

let's go girls

[h0esmad @pl4yboib4rbie]

sorry i didn’t text you back i have writers block

[Koopa @BowserThoughts]

Luigi mangione to Brian Thompson:

[beth @intellectualmop]

… @saralaatz ‘s

[paige °⋆.ೃ🍾 ࿔*:･° @paiges_gvf]

paul mescal saying “thank you to trisha paytas” guys what universe are we in

[beth @intellectualmop]

exhibit a: already told the gc ab this tweet

[beth @intellectualmop]

don’t think i’ll ever take a secret to my grave. if the tea is that fckin real i am spilling that shit to the homies, mimosa in hand

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

i don’t think i can forgive conservative christians for claiming all LGBTQ people are sexual predators and then voting for a literal sexual predator for president

[sally darr @sallydarr]

libbed out so hard I forgot that men at their very core hate women

[ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ @elio_ourania]

“rape accusations ruin men’s lives”

[sae ❤️‍🔥 @trytrytrytaylor]

do they not realize trump was working under obamas economy and biden is working under trumps economy