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cat enthusiast

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Wow

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"your cat will eat you when you die" yeah but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. leave him alone

[AmusedToDeath @AmusedToDeath1]

GOD'S COUNTRY

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (panic attacks, grilling sausages, making no progress in therapy, pool nap, repeating the same mistakes, ice cream sundae dinner)

[Michael Gold @migold]

still happening w astonishing regularity

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Oh so now she’s for people getting shot

[MJ @morganisawizard]

never kill yourself

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.

[jayce ✮⋆˙ @j4ayce]

how it feels being a pre-dnpgames phannie

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

The Louvre robbers didn’t sell you TikTok supplements or a wealth building seminar for $399. They pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and went out and stole some shit from rich people the old fashioned way. Those are the real men and providers

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

AI uses up all our water. Increases energy costs. Makes us dumber. Allows corporations to obliterate jobs. Further obfuscates reality when we need the truth more than ever. But yeah keep asking it to write your little emails because you’re too lazy

[🦊glow jupi🐯 @fromkicatcher]

“why is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

me september 1st

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Y’all be treating ChatGpt like it’s the magic conch

[nancy🦦 @creamcarrier]

i promise your soulmate is your coworker

[jon repetti @pourfairelevide]

don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory)