Mrspotatohead

[Mrspotatohead @intensepear6677]

been single for four years now and that's on EXTREME DANDRUF defiantly not my my lack of self respect defiantly NOT

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offically been single for four years and thats on extreme dandruf

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my pussy just not poppin the way she used to

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Remembered my twitter password it’s over for you hoes

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@TeacherOnTopic I did for a minute and than I realized why you cannot do that!

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Signing up for an improv class tomorrow……… is this a low

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@TeacherOnTopic No no no Caito - I’m living my best life

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Stevie Nicks in the headphones as I write sketch comedy scripts in a quiet bar sitting by my lonelsome on a saturday night in Manhattan- I'm so fucking cool and doing WELL yall

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@beep_boopD2 hit my line i've been trying to write horror

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Every time I get sad I remember Christian Gardner and I have a marriage pact

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Happy birthday @ChrisGard5 we should make a marriage pact

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I’m retired

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Making dinner Doing the dishes

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I am the product of having 8 older sisters and one nonbinary older siblings and that shit shows

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Old ladies love my rat tat I cannot wait to be an old lady

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

what happened here

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Forever grateful I was a woman in my early twenties upon the release of the poetic “WAP” by Cardi b and megan the stallion

[Mrspotatohead @intensepear6677]

I have 8 sisters and no father figure. I am every man’s worst nightmare