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me + silvester 4ever ❤️❤️ (SATIRE ACCOUNT NOTHING I SAY ON HERE CARRIES ANY MEANING)

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when the soap bar starts breaking into pieces so you gotta reforge it like Andúril with boiling shower water

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i am so tired of seeing that dude justin baldoni on my work articles i lowkey hope someone hits him in the head with a big hammer and just kills the guy. he kinda looks like nev from that catfish show

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me when the bathroom is warm and i’m cold: wow what a nice warm embrace in my little safe space
me when bathroom is warm and i’m warm: cool. poop sauna.

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i’ve approached super saiyan at least twice in my life and one of those times was when i had an awful day and i came home and my brother ate my burnt ends i was saving i felt the tingle in the back and everything

[DONKFORTRESS (parody) @D0NKFORTRESS]

kids are smoking element 115

[Black op 2 @CallOfDutyisepi]

If I was a girl would I have stinky pussy

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

Dude love smoking excessive amount of weed so they can awkwardly sit and and look down at the floor without saying a word for 30 minutes and then go " alright bro I'm boutta head out

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wearing my vintage GAP anorak to flex on the 2 people in the universe who would know

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on my lunch break practicing my super saiyan yell and stance

[nelly! @nellychillin]

I know some niggas that’ll turn your whole life upside down bout that Chilis triple dipper

[Darean @httcfjhy]

riot should add a button that does nothing but you can press it while ur dead

[Groby @groby5000000]

They should have a place for you to wipe your penis on the wall at the grocery store

[2000&L8🌿 @Arob__33]

got my shirt off hugging my knees on the toilet while I unleash an iced coffee fueled wrath unknown to man

[Ben @DungeonNoir]

Prime examples of #CassetteFuturism

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why does it feel so good to make traffic stop as a pedestrian