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im mostly biodegradable
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I'm just gonna close my eyes and disintegrate into a billion tiny specks of dust

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I'll be inactive for a while, if not permanently. leaving my account up in case I ever want more brain damage.
cya

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icymi blue marks entirely indistinguishable from legacy verification now

l o l

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@kyle04600069 @crt_bot2

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i got bit by a donkey today. happy easter

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idea: dragons were insects. there is no record because their remains were too fragile to fossilize

proof: none
counterproof: also none

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ēostre

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https://t.co/cHTc2fDCgW

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I can't help but read it in Norm Macdonald's voice

[FINAL FANTASY @FinalFantasy]

What Final Fantasy quote has stayed with you the longest?

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i cant believe the cameraman just took all these dudes out

[Senior PowerPoint Engineer @ryxcommar]

Sharing cultures is cool! It's cool when Louisiana bros make tandoor ovens and it's also cool when old Japanese guys dress up as cowboys.

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hot sauce in my cup of noodles

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

BREAKING 🚨: NASA’s James Webb telescope has captured a stunning new image of Uranus

[gunner leatherwood @gunnerleatherwo]

CLOUD STRIFE

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pushing little children
with their fully-automatics
they like to push the weak around

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close your eyes and don't you squeal

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glue and steel

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dip into the chemical peel

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

logging on. takashi koizumi

[Samperson @SamNChiet]

someone installed OBS on a walmart demo computer
it's been live for 12 hours with no sign of stopping
there are over 800 people watching
the world is a good place

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and the next song