Bob Balabalenciaga

Applied to MENSA but failed the physical. (It/that)

“She checks out Mozart while she does Tae-Bo, reminds me that’s there’s room to grow” - Train

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DTMF. DOWN TO MAKE FRIENDS. #dtmf

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@harriweinreb Thinking of running a Toyotathon. Might start with a half Toyotathon.

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@saraaa7447 And Wttr

https://t.co/8KIzzSkiki

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@saraaa7447 Soma Player
https://t.co/rt2whhxF4q

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People always talk about narrow, winding roads. But have you ever even seen a VERY BROAD winding road?

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Handing out sautéed mushrooms for Halloween

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@JigglyPants44 It's the number 125 minus your age. The current year is 2025.

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@usgraphics PSA to remind people to use their turn signals in traffic because we live in a society and there are rules.

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@thewrongjess Noel Fielding literally doesn't age.

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@Nick_Decap @CuriousFallis You might not BE an idiot, but you are TALKING LIKE an idiot. You can't take a person's moderate statement to a bad faith extreme and then challenge them to defend a looney extrapolation of their moderate position.

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@LethbridgeCity Absolutely doomed from the day they built a facility unsuitable for agriculture, named it "agri food hub" , and tried to host conferences with ZERO HOTELS IN WALKING DISTANCE. It never could work and still can't work even with a new name

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@BrianJeanAB "Finally being heard" means she's realized her FUCK TRUDEAU shit doesn't fly any more and she has to play ball and stop being a complete asshole

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@GlobalLeth As a non-citizen this doesn't feel encouraging!

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@Alejandr0Leyva @Dexerto Yeah man. It’s hard to learn a language. Especially if you’re there for a week on business and just trying to get a deal done and don’t feel like learning Kazakh

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@lethnewsnow In not on

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@VivaItalia15 @CanadianRunning I mean running 26km is PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.

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@lethnewsnow Kurt Vonnegut

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@uLethbridge This was Kurt Vonnegut.

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@uLethbridge Looks like an actual butt hole.