Well Al B Damned

figment of your imagination

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I Mowed Down A Starbucks Regular With My Kia And They Fired Me. It Didn’t Even Happen At Starbucks.

[Captain Howdy @gentlyusedqtip]

Kindergarten gun battle

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its not in the pocket… but its on the pants

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me and my bees are coming over

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i have got to get Stranger

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but we crode 💔

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and thats the camel crush of it all

[Captain Howdy @gentlyusedqtip]

Can i get a Busch NA and two shots of Malort please

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@tomatomullet its just gonna make the after pics even tougher 😮‍💨

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@gentlyusedqtip couple of flamin hot cheetos if i do say so myself

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@discocloudbrain you do not realize how heavy the shackles of that brick demon are until you are freed… blessings your way and i hope your escape comes soon

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reboning this ham

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@discocloudbrain sewing the tubes ❌
suing the tubes ✅

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two ways to lounge on the cat couch demonstrated by eugene

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@tomatomullet well deserved

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5 years with EUGENE!! happy 11th birthday turkey <3

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APPROVED ✅ my mellow demeanor and paperwork over-preparedness worked

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going on an apartment tour on crutches… with my most recent pay stubs being short term disability payments… need to have the rizz dialed to 100!! let me live here i promise im a great tenant plz plz plz plz plz

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these dudes need shock collars

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bestie jess fr 💯 im obsessed w her and her tiny phone

[Paige @GRUGCEL]

friend handed me his fucking phone to look at a post