Murali

Me, but on the internet.

[Murali @InternetBhat]

Hey, you.

You’re doing great.

[Murali @InternetBhat]

@Ken_LoveTW @aravind worth a read

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2020

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

every hat is a top hat. a bottom hat is a shoe

[Murali @InternetBhat]

@vladsavov Whoa! 🤯

[Murali @InternetBhat]

@vladsavov Yes. Do it, Vlad!

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

A star only gets one birthday and it lasts its whole life

[Murali @InternetBhat]

I miss those pre-Covid days’

[Murali @InternetBhat]

@vladsavov Sorry. My sincere apology. 🤗

[Murali @InternetBhat]

@vladsavov Sorry for misleading the question, let me rephrase—I was asking you to show us the raw photo. 😅

[Murali @InternetBhat]

@vladsavov Can you please give us a peek of original photo to know the difference.

[Murali @InternetBhat]

@hyrchann

[Murali @InternetBhat]

@hyrchann Yes. It is.

[Murali @InternetBhat]

@_inside I think you need to update your Mac for latest software 😅

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

QUARANTINE DIARY

Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic

Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix

[Sam Sanders @samsanders]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t have to wait for a global pandemic to wash your hands

[Murali @InternetBhat]

@hyrchann And equally ashamed at the same time :(

[Murali @InternetBhat]

Relationship status:

Reading my own tweets and touching myself.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The Morning Report:

Most of the Universe remains in tact, doing just fine. Earth, however, is f%*ked up.

[Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams]

[Invention of Tennis]

"...and you just try to hit it back to me"

Wow, that's really simple

"Yeah, I wanted it to be very straightforward"

For sure that's the best part about it

"Uncomplicated, you know what I mean?"

Exactly! No weird stuff

"Yeah"

So how do you keep score?