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the first Cro Magnon Twitter user. Insta: internetbt

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Whoever named zambonis got it 100% right. Those things are zambonis.

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You know when the bowls club pegs 6 or 7 coffee beans on to garnish their $16.50 espresso martini the mixologist dgaf

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You know you just overpaid for an absolute trash main meal when the side salad comes out like this

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My 1 yr old zero bites into a homemade macro-balanced toddler-friendly morning tea

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Used to be a lot easier to clock a wig when mf’s got around like this

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Pronouncing micropenis like Nigella says microwave

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Just 48hrs ago I was saying “I’m never drinking again” but here I am having 3.9 cold pints with lunch on a weekday. You, too, can overcome the negative self-talk

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What if we got pissed 🤭 on the Ed Hardy vodka ✨

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@mrbargearse Haven’t thought about Nate Myles in months!

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At this point the more unbeknownst the better

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If depression is the black dog then anxiety is one of them little yappy mutts

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Getting absolutely nothing out of my infant with the same silly faces that were crushing just yesterday

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Trying to cram 6 months worth of flossing into the 24 hours before a dental checkup

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Broads in their first trimester getting their photo taken

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People are so young these days it’s wild

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Primary school teachers were cooking when they said “keep it down to a dull roar”

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@BLT_86 Didn’t netball Australia do the same thing about 15 years ago? Genuine question, I think I remember a similar tv deal here? Paid off longterm

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There are too many niches. I’m gonna say it. Some of you are fucked

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The NSW mind cannot comprehend this