chloe

resist. protest. speak up.

[chloe @internetchlo]

I’m like 80% sushi these days

[chloe @internetchlo]

I would love to be Carolyn Bessete but unfortunately I am Carrie Bradshaw

[chloe @internetchlo]

This aged poorly

[chloe @internetchlo]

Highly recommend having a Kramer

[chloe @internetchlo]

There’s always a song for it

[chloe @internetchlo]

Crashing out bc why are there screens EVERYWHERE??? Is there no safe space from blue light omg

[chloe @internetchlo]

Yesterday I had my feet in the sand today I have snow in my shoe

[chloe @internetchlo]

Nothing like an airport in the middle of the country to make you realize you are, in fact, a coastal elite

[chloe @internetchlo]

Ice plunges are this generation’s walking on hot coals

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

It’s real simple. If the driver wanted to run over the ICE agent, she’d have driven straight.

Instead, she had the wheel fully turned and the cop pulled the trigger, from the corner of the hood and actually leaned in to do it.

He executed her.

[chloe @internetchlo]

Just discovered there are a number of people who have a parasocial relationship with me. Wild

[chloe @internetchlo]

Another day of being proved correct that if I want something done right I gotta do it myself

[chloe @internetchlo]

Referred to myself as an adult woman one too many times this weekend. Pretty sure that means my frontal lobe has finished developing

[chloe @internetchlo]

Walking is medicine

[chloe @internetchlo]

@bizzlemacgoo @bizzlemacgooofficial has a pretty nice ring to it

[chloe @internetchlo]

People are scared of me 🥰

[chloe @internetchlo]

@UberEats you delivered the complete wrong thing, please help. Been waiting for my food for an hour and a half and to receive the complete wrong thing from the wrong restaurant is unacceptable

[chloe @internetchlo]

@bizzlemacgoo I cannot believe you’re still thinking about this

[chloe @internetchlo]

I feel as if today is my first day on earth

[chloe @internetchlo]

I truly believe I can learn everything I need to know about you as a person based on your water bottle situation