The Ghost of Christmas Ass

•Jury Foreman of the Year (2018) •Politically Anti Bicyclist and Anti Landlords •Aka Bob Snatchitt, Single Father of None #BlackLivesMatter 🇮🇹

[The Ghost of Christmas Ass @internetdad22]

Everytime We Touch had absolutely no business slapping as hard as it does back in 2006

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Jaylen Brown on reports claiming he thinks he's the smartest person in the room:

"No offense to everybody in sports, but the bar is fuckin' low."

[Brycen 🏆 @Brycen2047]

that was quick

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Never say never.

[Timberwolves Muse @Wolvesmuse]

The longest tenured Timberwolf

The fan favorite in Minnesota

Two Words.

Thank you for everything

We will always miss you

[Michael Mathes @MichaelMathes]

“England historically has struggled here in Massachusetts”
— #WorldCup announcer on Fox
👀

[Robert Behrens @rcb05]

The Houston Gamblers have the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

[Steve Palazzolo @StevePalazzolo_]

Boat rides are historically good for team unity and success

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I literally don’t play soccer

[Donté L. Stallworth @DonteStallworth]

single-handedly validating every single 'dumb American' trope known to the modern world because your world view ends at the US border.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

It's only Tuesday and Trump has fucked up a pool for $14 Million, lost a war agreeing to pay Iran $300 Billion, and ballooned his already expensive ballroom budget by another $200 Million.

Where are the Republicans screaming about "waste, fraud and abuse"?

[Audrey Porne @AudreyPorne]

I laughed so hard I cried

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

We have a major escalation….the Scots have discovered American 12% Four Loko tall boy cans 🤣….their’s is 8% with no caffeine

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Sir….the Japanese World Cup tourists discovered Texas Roadhouse and are calling it the "best cost-performance steak"

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

🚨 CARTER HART HAS GIVEN UP 4+ GOALS IN ALL 5 STANLEY CUP FINALS GAMES. THIS IS AN NHL RECORD 🚨

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

A duck wearing a Mexico kit.

I’m moving to Mexico immediately 😂🇲🇽

[smalls @StephieSmallls]

“it’ll get warm” if you babysit your lil boy beers just say that

[noah @noah_2106]

strong start to the kyle whittingham era in ann arbor 👀

[Dylan Loucks @DylanLoucks4]

#mntwins had a tarps-off section during the rain delay. They have now all left the section after chanting “Sell the team” multiple different times.