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I am chronically online she/her pfp art by @9bamelo

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

A lot of you guys are miserable because you don’t do arts and crafts. You should be having arts and crafts time at least once a week

[funEM-ployed @internetgizzard]

@andreaxmia Go with a new man ;)

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

needed this so bad laffy taffy

[Dalton Pruitt @daltonleepruitt]

The black half of Tiger Woods made him a world class athlete. Now it’s time for the Chinese half of Tiger Woods to make him a world class gambler.

[redacted @aquariusdays]

just had to unfollow someone on ig bc their boyfriend is so ugly that seeing him was ruining my instagram experience

[DuneInfo @DuneInfo]

When people ask me what today's date is.

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

AAPI month turning into pride month

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Back to work after a 3 day weekend

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Saturday night after you turn 27

[Ana Mostarac @anammostarac]

"I'm in the trenches" *opens laptop in air conditioned cafe*

[⚔️𝖈𝖑𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖊 𝖙𝖚𝖉𝖔𝖗⚔️ @claricetudor_]

this is a true story about my situationship 🧵

[funEM-ployed @internetgizzard]

Back stateside and everyone is fat

[Brendan Taz Cannon @jazzwithtaz]

Me at McDonald’s, age 4

[No$hu @Noshu4me]

It looks like I was able to find the original audio to the waterjug video. My respects to comrade juggernaut

[astor @grandpabbychuck]

No one:

Egyptian gods:

[funEM-ployed @internetgizzard]

Got upgraded to first and Iykyk the flight attendant offered us mimosa ingredients and you know what idgaf if it’s 630am I’m on vacay

Attendant: you are 21 right?

[madison (top 0.1% on sudoku) @madsmotionless]

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