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capricorn for hire

[ri @internetoftangs]

The marines couldn’t do what these solidcore girlies can do

[gracie @realfabuloso3]

you have to be a whole other level of gay and religiously traumatized to recognize this location

[ri @internetoftangs]

Alix Earle in college going to Mardi Gras vs me. So glad my generation was allowed to be ugly 🙏

[ri @internetoftangs]

I know I’ve found peace because every time I open this app I have no idea what anyone is talking about

[ri @internetoftangs]

You know what, I like living in a state completely unprepared for cold weather, I live for the drama

[ri @internetoftangs]

Margot makes me watch “films” and I make Margot watch Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team

[ri @internetoftangs]

2023 trend prediction: castcore (post-gorpcore)

[ri @internetoftangs]

😶

[wife-ally @dudeimnormal]

capricorns are interesting to me bc it’s like what if you had a leo with no people skills

[ri @internetoftangs]

I can’t wait for the twitter crash hulu documentary to come out

[ri @internetoftangs]

You could tell me I had 30 seconds to get on a plane to evacuate a city under attack if I was wearing jeans, I’d change

[ri @internetoftangs]

I walked outside and thought to myself “wow it’s really starting to feel like fall” it’s 92 degrees out

[ri @internetoftangs]

@hausofgagaluvrs The way we failed every single quiz…

[ri @internetoftangs]

Forget Taylor Swift they should’ve played Petey Pablo at the end of where the crawdads sing

[ri @internetoftangs]

In the past 10 years I had probably 10 sodas. Now? I don’t mind a little Dr. Pep every now and then….

[ri @internetoftangs]

Sometimes I catch myself saying the most corporate ass tech shit i swear to god

[ri @internetoftangs]

This is what I look like, professionally

[ri @internetoftangs]

@nervousdre Absolutely do it! I’m obsessed with mine

[ri @internetoftangs]

I don’t care how capitalist dystopian it is my under the desk treadmill is the best investment I’ve ever made

[ri @internetoftangs]

Yes I’m a hamster on a wheel but I’m logging 30,000 steps a day

[ri @internetoftangs]

1 year and no ring…. someone revoke her lesbian card