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[ollie @internetollie]

job search going well

[ollie @internetollie]

@billieroan this kinda greed is only known in the Bible

[ollie @internetollie]

busy night tonight ladies and germs

[ollie @internetollie]

pants never misses

[ollie @internetollie]

big ideas for my tax return

[ollie @internetollie]

@AngelStudiosInc loser

[ollie @internetollie]

kelvin and keefe gemstone

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

My homunculus was killed during his Uber Eats shift. [looks over at a holstered gun lying on a table and sighs] the one day he forgets his service weapon..

[ollie @internetollie]

one of the simple pleasures in life is double and triple texting my sister, otherwise its pathetic and disgusting of me

[ollie @internetollie]

@levismainbxtch u are a NASTY person and I hope you can get past it because no matter how thin you are everyone will know you are just rotten on the inside

[ollie @internetollie]

it should be illegal for a sale to only applicable to the smallest size

[Fredda @PunishedFredda]

I'm too woke for it of course, but seeing Elon Musk's 4chan posts awakened a 15+ year buried impulse to call him slurs like I instinctively reverted to what I was trained for.

[ollie @internetollie]

i don’t say kys often but when i see a cyber truck it escapes me much like the holy spirit

[໊ @k00z3r]

everyone on the tl suddenly musical theatre fans.. NAME ONE MUSICAL THATS NOT WICKED, HAMILTON, MAMMA MIA, OR HEATHERS

[ollie @internetollie]

@theadammcintyre need to queen out with you two

[ollie @internetollie]

every drop shipper on etsy will start to cough in three days

[ollie @internetollie]

being in a hivemind while high must be crazy like we are in a hivemind and we’re high

[ollie @internetollie]

fork found in electrical outlet

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

Who I’m supporting for president and why you should too…

[ollie @internetollie]

ppl only make eye contact with me are either in love or hate me no exceptions