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Sean "the guardian angel" Hofmockel

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@HeirDash Where the first track from this post at tho??

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Miss you lots dude, got a feeling I’ll be seeing you soon

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Sean "the guardian angel" Hofmockel

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Son of a bitch. I thought it was odd when my car was the only wet one on the block. Seems two pissers had their fun and pissed all over it. Wtf

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Man, there’s really nothing like a good set of vintage titties

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Oh my fucking god why is it necessary for bed frame corners to be built so sharply

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Nothing happened, I just saw one in the parking lot

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Oh my god bro fuck cops

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@alexis_walsh710 I’m a self proclaimed platinum member...and this is how I’m treated

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High last night at the gas station, too many items in my hands, put a slim jim in my jacket pocket and forgot to pay for it. I am now banned from the local Shell, lmao

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@eriklanduu Somebody’s gonna end up with a knuckle sandwich 🤬

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@PioneerTom @SlimJim And if possible, I wanna drive nascar too

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@ChickenGeorge__ @VARSITYPYLONS

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girls give birth that shit is crazy

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I just went to the restrooms in Sprouts and walked in on one of their employees jacking off wtf

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@VARSITYPYLONS What if there’s free pizza?

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@shyoceanm @dcdaveed What about one of these bad boys 👀 I hear they’re real nice https://t.co/nFapZYBi3F

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@shyoceanm rt

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@shyoceanm Send us a tv. https://t.co/P2AVCjqhGa

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Divorced parents go out to eat on thanksgiving